As a bit of light relief from the JH/Chico high brow, analytical and constructive debate, please see below. There is a football connection to this.. 1. Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks." 2. Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. " 3. Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister." 4. Rob Beckett - "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case." 5. Chris Turner - "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet⦠I don't know Y." 6. Tim Vine - "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze." 7. George Ryegold - "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating." 8. Stewart Francis - "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!" 9. Lou Sanders - "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad." 10. Nish Kumar - "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism⦠she wouldn't fancy her chances."
Joke. There seems to be a pervert in our village at the moment, the wife had a pair of her knickers stolen from the washing line, she’s not to bothered but would like the 8 pegs back.
The best one liner comedian bar none : [video=youtube;AG6qQWV5U1Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG6qQWV5U1Y&feature=related[/video]
I'm dyslexic , hence my user name , I'm a member of the National Dyslexic Association ( and Iam really dyslexic) Went for a job in a warehouse once , got all excited thought the advert had said whorehouse .
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse. Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.
This first one's Milton Jones who I saw in St David's Hall last year - he was good too. "I had a cousin who lived in Splott, he didn't trust banks so used to keep all his money under a mattress. Figured nobody would think of looking in the front garden." "I'm the youngest of three, my parents are both older." "I have mixed race parents. My father prefers the 100m.... and my mother's Pakistani."
Yes, I like Milton Jones, he sees things in a very different way to anyone else. If you see him on Mock the Week he cracks up the other panelists more than anyone else. Can't remember a bloody line of his though.
Pinched these from somewhere on not606 ...................... I asked the missus to toss me off last night, she got her keyring out and started rubbing up and down my shaft, typical I thought, fobbing me off again My rock fan mate of mine tragically lost the lower part of both arms in an industrial accident. Now he plays the air guitar with his air hands. On the understanding that Patrice Muamba was technically dead on the pitch for 77 minutes, does that make Emile Heskey technically immortal? Conjunctivus.com. Now that is a site for sore eyes My wife said she was leaving me because of my arrogance. I told her to shut the door on the way back in.
