What would you prefer to happen to lovely Robin this evening?

I enjoyed seeing him lose almost as much as I did watching the spuds get spanked by NUFC

 

Looks like that £24m would have been better spent on a midfielder. Easily outclassed.

 

24 mill thanks united. Unlucky Rubin.

 

i want to happen what pretty much happened.

Manush1ted to lose and Judas to get 20 odd minutes of nothingness.

good night for footy.

 

Nothing's changed, Vidic gets away with anything and everything.

 

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hehe

 

" no , i never said he would score every game , you have to wait , be patient . Have some mental strength . "

post that on the rags board .

 

Wenger doesn't do refunds, how can he refund a transfer he didn't see?

 

Legendary Pic

 

Look like the little boy inside wasn't such a good footballer.

 

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Hehe

 

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HAHA his finger gesture is perfect for that one.

 

And wait 7 years. He'll be 36 then and you'll be.... dead, but don't let that bother you.

 

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Now I can admit what I was hoping for. (It did not happen this time, but it is not the end of the season). I hoped for ManU to lose of course, but what I REALLY wanted was for RVP to listen to His Little Boy Inside Him again and go with all his force for a header for a very low cross and fly with his head right into Rooney's ass. Just up to his shoulders. Then the ref, and linesmen, and the players would try for about an hour to separate them, that would involve both squads doing some tag of war thing with 365BET giving 11-6 for RVP's head to stay there forever. Some fans would be welcomed to join and after all their attempts failed, poor Wayne and Robin would be carried out together to a helicopter and flown to a hospital where they would be finally safely separated with no physical damage to any of them whatsoever but - and I hate to say it - with an unavoidable psychological trauma. After that both would hardly be able to play any football for the rest of their lives, because Robin could not sleep properly having nightmares of himself suffocating in Rooney's ass, wandering around it looking for an exit. And Wayne would quickly develop a strange sort of obsession and compulsive urge to put his ass where RVP face is. Finally Robin would adapt, and they both would retire from football and end up living happily together in a small Dutch cottage. Robin would talk to TalkSPORT sometimes about football. But the line quality would be bad, and presenters would always worry if he was speaking out of someone's ass. But even that would be much better than Rooney's comments. The Little Boy Inside RVP would desperately look for an answer why? Why did such a bizzare thing happen? He would never find the answer apart from maybe a strange obscure fact: "perse" means "ass" in Estonian... Since then he will refer to The Man Outside Him as "My perse". In 2050 Robin and Wayne will be voted as the best pairing in world football. Wikipedia will state that "they could feel each other's movement like no one and worked in perfect harmony". the poignant nostalgic ballad "Waiting in Wayne", performed by Sir Paul McCartney at the closing ceremony of the 2064 World Cup will become No 20 UK hit.

I do not think it is too much to ask for. No?

 

Even though we lost last night...You lot's bitterness is cheering me up no end