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Which of these is the biggest ****?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Hugh Briss, Apr 20, 2011.

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Who is the biggest ****?

  1. Sam Allardyce?

  2. Michael Owen?

  3. Wayne Rooney?

  4. Sir Alex Ferguson?

  5. Mike Ashley?

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  1. Voluptuous Vuckic

    Voluptuous Vuckic Active Member

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    Sam Allardyce, simply because I made this picture earlier :D

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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Apr 20, 2011
  2. Heavy Metal Toon

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    wtf is that ???
     
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  3. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Sam Allardyce...
     
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  4. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    Think Star Wars
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Apr 20, 2011
  5. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Ouch, popular culture by-pass for Tash! That's Jabba Allardyce... fat useless monotone **** extraordinaire...
     
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    Hugh Briss, Apr 20, 2011
  6. Heavy Metal Toon

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    yes i know it's Allardyce lol. But that's the most ******ed pic i've seen hahhhhahaahahaha.

    Go to bed and dream of some plans to take down Bruce Wayne.... or you can just **** your psycho girlfriend Harley Quinn... she's crazy but extremely ****able.

    p.s. I can't believe Anne Hatheway is playing her in the next Batman film... <doh>
     
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  7. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Ok, so it's not the most intellectually stimulating poll ever posted but I was full of beer last night and on rather a high after watching us compete very well with ManUre... <cheers>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Apr 20, 2011
  8. SirBR

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    Joker - I'd like to make a complaint about your poll, there is no "All of the above" button!!!!

    They are all ****s in their own special way :D
     
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    SirBR, Apr 20, 2011
  9. overseasTOON

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    Had to select Fat Sam simply for inflicting dire route 1 (via a quick earth orbit) hoofball on football fans as well as his claim that he'd win things with Real Madrid et al and his inability to chew gum whilst keeping that huge slavering gob shut!
     
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  10. DaveySAFC

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    Shame I was expecting something else when I opened this thread maybe you could have done a thread :

    Who has the biggest ****?<ok>
     
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  11. SirBR

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    Katie Price every time <laugh>
     
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  12. DaveySAFC

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    Aye or maybe Kerry Katona <laugh>
     
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  13. SirBR

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    I thought of Kerry Catona but then thought nah, Katie price has been riden more times than all the bikes in Amsterdam<laugh>
     
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  14. beardface

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    Such a tough decision <yikes>!
     
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  15. overseasTOON

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    I hear she's into horses.

    The only land animal in the UK that can touch the sides at present.

    When she takes up whale spotting we'll know she's outgrown them...
     
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    overseasTOON, Apr 20, 2011
  16. Nobbys Trumpet

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    Voted for Fat Sham, just because his arrogance is unjustified!
     
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  17. The Secret Ingredient

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    It had to be the Guardiola/Mourinho of his own mind that is Fat Sam the gum chewing **** spouting could do with going on a diet either that or having another heart attack the fat tosser,coming up here playing ****e football skinning the club(daylight robbery getting 4m for what he did) then ****ing of to Spain buying a villa and ****ing taking the piss out of us with it's name "Casa St James".
    signing Cacapa summed that ****s knowledge up,when the fat **** was in charge we played the most dire football i've seen since the 80's route one bollocks then and this is the best bit when asked who the best manager was..... he said himself <laugh> (still chuckle at this) his quotes as follows:- Sam Allardyce claimed he is more suited to Inter or Real Madrid than Blackburn Rovers or Bolton Wanderers. Big Sam cuts down Serie A&#8216;s top bosses by prophesying a double every time if he were in charge. But Allardyce doesn&#8217;t stop there. Rounding on his own league, the Blackburn boss alleges he would win every time at the helm of Manchester United or Chelsea. In his own words, &#8220;It wouldn&#8217;t be a problem.&#8221; and we're deluded thank **** he was sacked best bit of business fat Mike Ashley did/or will ever do.




















































    I voted for rooney <ok>
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Apr 20, 2011
  18. SirBR

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    Should Shamoo be worried then????? <laugh>

    Surely this would also be a lot harder as plastic is bouyant and she has two very large airbags :D
     
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    Tough choice, I'd probably have to say Ferguson
     
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  20. overseasTOON

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    Top engineers are working on the issue:

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    Looks like an S&M whale!
     
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    overseasTOON, Apr 20, 2011
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