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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The match wasn't on in my local - foreign channel box bust. When I heard the score, I obviously avoided MOTD. How bad were we?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 20, 2012
  2. Sir Kenny Dalglish

    Sir Kenny Dalglish Well-Known Member

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    It is a lame response. Its a typical Manchester United fan response, as if mentioning Andy Carroll is deemed to be an insult. If we were going to be just as childish we would mention that fat lump of elephant **** that Manchester United signed, it's called Anderson.
     
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    Sir Kenny Dalglish, Aug 20, 2012
  3. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    Nah even you know Carrolls worse.

    Anderson at least does the samba <ok>
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Aug 20, 2012
  4. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    That's true but then we could play the mother of all cards.

    The Charlie Adam card!
     
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    Style, Aug 20, 2012
  5. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    Oh no he didnt^^^
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Aug 20, 2012
  6. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    Hold on...

    thres a card that surpasses all cards in the **** player stakes. One every liverpool fan will agree with, a truly amazing.....ly **** player.

    The one


    THE ONLY

    Mr Stewart Downing
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Aug 20, 2012

  7. Sir Kenny Dalglish

    Sir Kenny Dalglish Well-Known Member

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    How about Phil Jones, who is clumsier than the ''King of clutziness'' Per Mertsacker. Phil Jones should be nicknamed the ''Jolly Green Giant'' because for someone of his size, he would jump if someone farted next to him.
     
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    Sir Kenny Dalglish, Aug 20, 2012
  8. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    I'll see you your Phil Jones and raise you a Downing.

    I win <ok> <laugh>
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Aug 20, 2012
  9. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Better than Ashley Young...<whistle>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Aug 20, 2012
  10. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    Young actually has an assist or 2 in the last year or so <laugh>

    and a few goals

    I think he once completed a pass aswell but its just a rumour <ok>
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Aug 20, 2012
  11. Sir Kenny Dalglish

    Sir Kenny Dalglish Well-Known Member

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    Young also had a dreadful euros. As bad as Roadkill head was..Young was worse.
     
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    Sir Kenny Dalglish, Aug 20, 2012
  12. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    I was joking pal <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Aug 20, 2012
  13. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    Dont give a **** about the euros as it was a shambles 2 years before it started <ok>

    I do care about the PL and well....................Young was miles ahead of downing <ok>
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Aug 20, 2012
  14. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    I know I was trying to come across jokey aswell lol
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Aug 20, 2012
  15. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    Come on you could have gone with a bebe or something you would swap phil jones for Charlie Adam in a heart beat.
     
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    Style, Aug 20, 2012
  16. Sir Kenny Dalglish

    Sir Kenny Dalglish Well-Known Member

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    Why on earth would we want a centre-back that makes Jamie Carragher look like Usain Bolt? Jamie Carragher has two excuses, he's 34 and he's never had any pace.
     
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    Sir Kenny Dalglish, Aug 20, 2012
  17. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Oh sorry, my mistake. I just saw you asking a Utd fan how far they live from Old Trafford and thought

    LAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <laugh>
     
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    Swarbs, Aug 20, 2012
  18. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    Well after the WBA agger and skrtel looked pretty confused as to what they should be doing thought you could do with a new CB. :)
     
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    Skrtel was useless that day, Agger no better.
     
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    BCR, Aug 20, 2012
  20. Alan

    Alan Well-Known Member

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    My Liverpool mate said that was one of Skrtel and Agger's worst games in a Liverpool shirt.

    Were they that bad?
     
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