Ãgir, despite being slightly smaller than Neptune is far more war like and muscular. as such he weighs more than neptune and posiedon combined. I caught him in a fjord near Bergen ten years ago.
thats nothing compared to Varuna. Hindu god of the sky, water and the celestial ocean. it put up a fight but i landed it on to my boat using a hook fashioned from my faithful assistants leg bones. It was quite the ripping yarn let me tell you. I snapped 3 rods and lost all my hooks as it kept breaking free and coming back to toy with me. but like captain ahab and all the other great fishermen before me i kept my will and the mighty varuna met his doom upon my improvised equipment.
I seem recall a rumour of a famous American actress who took part in one of those disaster movies, giving a well known Scottish actor a blow job on a train.
