The Thread Of Classic Commentating and Painful Punditry

I've already blown the whistle red card

 

Well at the end of the day...




... people get to go home.

 

The amount these accountants get paid makes me sick...

 

calmness personified

 

I'd love it if some people had turned up outside Bob Diamond's house chanting, "you don't know what you're doing!"...

Love it!

 

To be fair, by about 35 the average accountant is far too physically drained to possibly consider anything but retirement, they need to get as much money as they can.

 

you wouldn't catch me out there on that pitch at 35 ! not for me Jeff.

 

So that's why they're all transferring to Abu Dabi and Qatar, all makes perfect sense now!

 

Gary Neville during Torres goal at the Nou Camp. Just essentially an orgasm

 

Agree. I usually like Neville's commentary, but that was embarrassingly horrible.

 

Remember this? I must have played that so many times on sky plus, glad someone also has a dirty mind and heard it too!

[video=youtube;7BqUIAyvGsw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BqUIAyvGsw[/video]

And Pardew...

[video=youtube;fJiehceTvRs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJiehceTvRs[/video]

Still, at least he's not the only Newcastle employee to make this mistake...

[video=youtube;OYg3hJdq96I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYg3hJdq96I[/video]

I'm just glad Kinnear slurred so much you couldn't understand what he was saying

 

Kinnear and Souness, two of the worst periods NUFC has ever been through.

 

Is that in the 'lady' context? If so, I agree with you.

 

I think Joe pales in comparison with the Scottish berk, who still seems bitter about the fact we got rid of him! How anyone ever rated him I don't know... Alia Dia should have told everyone the world over the guy had absolutely no intelligence with a transfer kitty, and that he ridicules the desire of the senior players at Liverpool (and probably Newcastle) during his time there should show everyone he was the most common type of "know-it-all" in the world, the one that knows buggar all.

Will never forgive him for dismantling Sir Bobby's side. Or Boumsong (I suspect an enormous bung/fix). He got rid of players because they had the temerity to tell him he was being a berk... Oh well. Took us a few years, but the most recent two managers we've had/got have been canny, so can't complain too much!

 

Bloody good one

 

Totally this. His transfer deadlings were so dodgy, he even makes 'Arry look squeaky clean. And I hate his attitude, or even just listening to him droning on when he's on TV.

A great player in his time? Without doubt. But a half decent man or half decent manager? No!

 

Cheers JPF. I was going to 'pad' that one out, but as 'Always', thought it would be best to go for the one 'liner' instead!






I'll get my coat.

 

Yuck... Not sure that would stop the flow...

But you know me, I like to soak up the atmosphere and absorb those punchlines

Wow, it's bleeding almost 1am, best get off to bed. Night Obi!

 

i laughed in real life at this comment

 

[video=youtube;OXfnv5P9yck]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXfnv5P9yck[/video]