Off Topic The Rep Brothel

Finally we reached the top temp of the day, 34.2 degrees in the shade...
37 was expected so it could have been worse i guess...

 

If it's jaccuzzi filled with ice that Cove wants, shouldn't tha be 'rest in peas'? Frozen of course.

 

Good idea Obi, go to the top of the class.

Would cost a small fortune for enough frozen peas to rest in though.

 

And to think, we had/have 4 games this afternoon of football, baseball and hockey... i'd be surprised if no one got killed during one of those games...

 

worth a rep .... but got the dreaded words

 

rep

 

Thanks Obi for possibly the best rep comment I've ever received!

Also, you are more than welcome to be our third...

 

It was a genuine misunderstang combined with poor typos JPF. Honest!

 

Today's Jedi rep was awarded to the following:

East Stand
Cove
JPF
Agent Bruce
JohnHumbles, tape recorder
Swimaway
Scott Dan's OK
cbra
Badgers Assemble
Bubble

Yes - it does indeed say Bubble! I know! But I think he's been improving his posts and deserves to be credited for making an effort.
But I'll not hesitate to show red if things change.

 

Fair enough! It's nice to see him contribute more seriously, I was going to rep him myself for something I saw him put on the Mackem board which tickled me... But all out of rep

I am still determined I'll have him singing afternoon delight and predicting Newcastle to win the league soon... Then after, it'll be a lesson in carrying a mattress around the circuit of St James' til the media show up and spot an opportunity for some serious stereotyping

 

Imagine the TV reporters hunting down somebody outside SJP in the vain hope they can play on the 'deluded Geordies' tag for their latest 'scoop'.

Reporter: "So, with a top 5 finish last season, Europa League football, holding onto key players while signing the likes of Dutch international Vurnon Anita, how positive are you of Newcastle getting silverware this season?" <winks to cameraman in the hope he is about to capture exclusive footage of a 'stereotypical Toon fan' and get himself promoted>

Bubble (aka 'you know who'): "We will sell all our players and get relegated!"

Reporter: "Oh, err, don't you think a Champions League place is possible? Maybe a cup as well?"

Bubble: "*** you! Eat my ar$eh0le! Cos when those aliens come you'd better run. just get outta the ****ing way!"

Reporter: "Oh! Right. Ok..., so err... back ... to the studio... (while I write my resignation) "

 

Hope he managed to write his resignation before he got his eyes gouged out.

 

Random repped all I could. I believe I'm now in jail.

 

Say Obi, you whining again on not getting a Cove report, this week alone i had to write one for Assaidi who went to Liverpool and yesterday Bütner who has been bought Fergie. I've been writing reports, just not on the NUFC board... Start buying some Dutchies or at least show interest cause nothin is happening on this side of the pond right now.

 

So what you're saying is you've been cheating on us? Whore.

And to think I repped you!

 

I go where the news comes from and report about it, it's what I do...

 

Alan and Wigger repped btw

 

thanks all for the rep, repping back where i can

 

Good result for you HTID at the weekend, hope my man GFZ continues to do a good job for you, one of the nice guys in football.

 

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