The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

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Someone's touchy this evening...wonder why...

 

What are you on about?





























I'm still celebrating our Carling Cup and 8th place finish....

 

Shall we remind you how much of a **** you are then?

and its not a case of thinking, you have done **** all bar get worse and worse since winning the CL. It was claimed as the turning point for Liverpool....several more turning points happened and now your going round in a rather average circle.

 

You saw great signs in the first half?

What an inability to score a goal. Thats not a great sign and going off last season........ its unlikely to suddenly just start happening.

Ah well, theres always the Half Time Premier League trophy up for grabs, you are clear favourites

 

You lot dont half go on your periods when you lose.

Proper angry ****ers, almost like you expected to go to West Brom collect 3 points and not break a sweat. Thats why you now have a number of people gloating. Take it on the chin and laugh about it

 

I could do with something to laugh about... send us a photo of your mum

 

city looks an attacking line up today...

Man City: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Lescott, Clichy, Silva, Rodwell, Toure, Nasri, Aguero, Tevez. Subs: Pantilimon, Milner, Dzeko, Kolarov, Savic, De Jong, Balotelli.

personally i'd keep that **** balotelli well away from the team! he ain't a team player!

 

Are you 5?

 

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They think hes amazing and one of the best strikers in the world.

I tried to tell them that all the ability in the world counts for **** all when your not playing due to you being a ****ing moron 99% of the time and getting banned.

Tevez starting, probably getting a few games out of the way before he goes golfing for the winter and then contemplates his annual retirement plan

 

cmon Southampton

 

tevez won city the league last season when he come back. yes he is a twat but he scores goals and aguero, who was quiet when playing with balotelli, started banging them in again.

 

Erm....

He scored 4 goals last season.

Kompany and Yaya wont City the league, Tevez had **** all to do with it. He infact almost cost them the title alongside that tit Balotelli.

Its like saying the season Tevez scored 5 for United he helped us win the league. no he didnt.

 

thats like saying if he doesn't score he dosen't do anything for the team..he's not andy cole!...did he not help to chase you lot down to win the league?

 

Aguero stretchered off

 

Nope, Komapny coming back and Yaya playing out of his skin coupled with Aguero finding his form again helped City win the league.

3 great players who deserve the credit, not that horrid **** Tevez who almost cost his side the title the selfish ****.

How anyone can praise him is madness. City would of won without him ever playing for them last season

 

You forgot Aguero. It was his goals that won City the title.

 

yes of course your right...

 

Aye mentioned him in my last post.

The only respect I have for City is based around those 3 players who were miles ahead of the rest in terms of quality last season. Even Silva was nowhere near the level of those 3 and if City lose any of them for a long period they are in trouble imo.

Silva needs to show hes not a half season wonder aswell