One for the adventurous soles out there. It's a tried and tested trick so it's guaranteed to make you the life of the party. A Darwin gent, full to the gills, recently unveiled the stunt to his amazed mates. Seems that after throwing down more than a few, he grabbed a cracker and inserted it in his arsehole. It looked fantastic. It looked even more impressive though, when he lit the fuse. It went off with a hell of an explosion, burning his ****ter and giving his balls a right going over. He's now taken up temporary residence in a lovely hospital. I'm sure we all wish him a speedy recovery.
That person might not be, but I am. I'm not affraid of confessing being an attention seeker, that's why I posted this tripe. And it's probably why others reply to it.
Reminds me of those robot women. Can't remember where I saw them or where they came from "possibly Japan", but there was a strange attraction to them.
