Alex Ferguson = Fat **** - Man Utd game review

Did hear the Scottish **** say "Hernandez' foul was a definite penalty, but i didn't see Lovenkrands' shout". What a fat **** lol

Anyway.... ****ING GET IN!

Excellent result, and i think we deserved it. I started crying when i thought the referee gave the pen in the 92nd min, and i jizzed when i heard the crowd cheer as my head came back out of my hands in utter relief. Jajajaajajajajaajjajajja!

I thought Krul was excellent. This is what i saw in Krul before his long spell while Harper was out. He had the confidence to do it tonight, but he didn't seem confident enough to control his box earlier in the season. I think if he keeps on playing like this, he'll be our number 1 next season, or atleast giving Harper a squeeky bum.

Does anyone else think Krul has earned a place in the team for the Blackpool game? He was excellent tonight, and that save in the first minute was awesome. The way he controls his box is awesome, and he looks alot sharper than Harper.... RHYMING WIN

My ratings -

Krul - 9 - Excellent, very promosing. He looks like he'll be better than Harper. I know you'll be saying i'm committing a knee jerk reaction, but the lad came out with confidence that was missing earlier in the season. Timmy <3

Simpson - 7 - You don't try and stick your leg out trying to disposses a player like Hernandez in the box! Simmo was ok but defo needs coaching and telt what to do!!

Willo - 8 - Good game. Looked uncomfortable with challenges from weaker opponents, but best performance in a while.

Colo - 9 - Sexual stuff. I don't need to say more. Legend. Sexy. Wife shagger.

Enrique - 7.5 - Good performance but not back to his best. Some good runs but poor decison making. Did well but needs to step it up.

Barton - 8 - Great performance, especially in defense. A bit of an off couple of weeks for his deliveries, but you cannot deny he played his part. I loved the couple of times he dispossessed Shek. Barton pwned that fat ****.

Tiote - 8.5 - Great performances, a few bad passes, but at times he demolished Manure's CM's.

Guthrie - 7 - Good performance. Played a part in defense, ok going forward.

Jonas - 8 - Hot and cold throughout the game, but tortured Manure at times. On another night he would have scored. Good performance.

Lovenkrands - 8 - Generous, i know, but this was his best game. He worked all over the pitch and won us some throw ins and kept the pressure on Man Utd with his pace.

Ameobi - 6 - Some decent hold up play, but a lazy performance. He played a decent part rarely won a header against Smaller so his target man role died off.

Ireland - 7 - Did well but i hope for better.

Ranger - 6 - Ok.

MOM - Krul. Colo was a close one, but Krul made vital saves. I'd give it to him because he showed what he's capable of, and that he's a class above Harper when he's playing with confidence. He comands his box and is very sharp.

 

only a thread by you could have that title

agree with your ratings apart from Guthrie though

 

Who else went to the match??

 

A few I think, probably still making their way back buzzing!

 

How is Fergie a 'fat ****' when he's one of the skinniest managers in the entire league?

 

Yeah pretty much agree with the ratings except Lover, would say he was maybe a 6. He didn't get a shot on target did he? But he did well to make space and get the ball in the first place which he should be credited for

 

Thought Guthrie was impressive and MOTM IMO. Showed energy, good ability and movement on the ball, worked his socks of and made a couple of very good passes. Apart from that agree with most. Lover worked his socks off and had one of his best games at St.James(showed good pace, movement and looked sharp). Ameobi was mainly ****, Tiote had a good yet unspectacular display, Guti was REDDDD HOT in the first half but faded in the second unfortunately.

Assured and solid display in the second and strong(attacking-wise mainly) in the first half. 8/10 in general for whole team performance IMO.

 

once again the tags of a thread excel themselves

 

Krul didn't have too many hard saves to make, but when Hernandez was through he came out well to collect after colo was shrugging him off.
Other than Krul, thought Jonas, Colo and Enrique had great games, Tiote bossed the middle too.

 

everytime.

 

i wonder which clever devil is coming up with them....