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Vurnon Anita first interview after signing for the Toon

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  1. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Cove - "Tash, there's this really fit bird that was at the party last night, she saw you, and she really wants you".

    Tash - "Really? What she like?"

    Cove - "She's really nice and she's into... 'all that', if you get what I mean ;)"

    Tash - "Omfg, where do I meet her?"

    Cove - "She says she likes McDonalds...."

    Tash - "... ok, tell her I'll meet her outside McDonalds, 1pm tomorrow"

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    1.01pm the next day -

    *Phone rings*

    Cove - "Hello?"

    Tash - [NSFW]
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    So you give your phone number to Cove but you won't give it to me.
     
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  3. Cove

    Cove Well-Known Member

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    Pissed meself laughing, dem eyes!!
     
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  4. Cove

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    Journalists have to guarantee confidentiality of contact information:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Things to do, might get back on before the game.

    Later.
     
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  6. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    lol
     
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    Tash get the rafting please <wah>
     
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