Laugh at 5pur2

It was a silly joke on a thread designed to make jokes.

I had to check mine twice to to clear up my typo's

 

That's the trouble of contributing to a jokey thread...what seems witty after a night out proves to be twatish in the cold light of day

 

To be honest mate, pulling someone up for their grammar was never witty

 

I think you have completely missed the point of this thread. It is 'Laugh AT spurs' and not 'Laugh WITH spurs'.

As for the insults, the forum was set up to be tribal & tribalism promotes us being 'anti' eachother. That is why you have your spurs-biased mods deleting posts made by gooners and we have our chelsea-biased mods deleting nothing posted by chav scumbags (had to get that dig in ).

I like banter and would happilly revert to the humorous stuff, but until your own camp start to play the game it will remain gloves off.

So **** off you spud

 

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

 

Ba Ba Black sheep, do you have some goals?
Yes sir yes sir, lets fire mr. Boas.

 

Poor 5pud1ings

 

They were above us for four minutes . . .

 

Bet they wished VDV ****ed off now. What an utter plum.

 

Almost had me convinced that the North London power shift was complete.

Almost

 

Look out for any of the following whines from certain spuds;

1 - It was all because of the bent ref.
2 - The press targetted us with a negative campaign.
3 - We dominated play and were just unlucky.
4 - Dodgy lasagne.

 

silly , they only need 4 minutes to start talking about a power shift.

But again, dodgy refereeing decisions will get the blame.

Shhh , dont mention that Biffo's goal was offside.

 

Look out for any of the following whines from certain spuds;

1 - It was all because of the bent ref.
2 - The press targetted us with a negative campaign.
3 - We dominated play and were just unlucky.
4 - Dodgy lasagne.

 

From their match thread today. I am the new Nostradamus


Spudlock

Yid Vicious

Morpheus

Roo

Vimhawk

Crackerman Jack

Utterly delightful. I should get bonus points in the predictions league

 

If you're going to quote me, can you at least use my actual username.

 

Get a life COYG You made the prediction after the majority of those posts had been made so I'd put the Hogwarts application away until your supernatural abilities are a bit better

 

Whats a Hogwarts application ?

some sort of medicinal anti fungal paste ?

 

3 out of 4 predictions right - I think that is very commendable

 

I heard that it is a product that Spurs players have been know to shove up their cracks in order to prevent any repeat of Lasagne gate

 

I dare you lot to find a better comedy quote than this one, in fact I double dare ya haha, the stupidity knows no bounds.