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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Karl Heinze Rumourmonger ??
     
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    Obi Wan, Aug 14, 2012
  2. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Oh very good Obi Wan, you win the award for Sharpest tool in the box !

    Oops did l just call our Jedi a tool?

    Oh no l can feel the force of his retribution
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Aug 14, 2012
  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I've contacted Zheng Shouren who led the project for the Three Gorges Dam in China. Its the only hope we have now I've let the cat out of the bag.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 14, 2012
  4. Obi Wan

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    <laugh> Don't worry, I've been called much worse. The Force is strong in you. <cool>
     
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    Obi Wan, Aug 14, 2012
  5. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Anyone else just wish we would hurry up and sign him.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Aug 14, 2012
  6. Obi Wan

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    Yes, yes, yes!

    And Debuchy, And Douglas. And a striker. And Relax.

    Come on Mike! Sign 'em up.
     
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    Obi Wan, Aug 14, 2012
  7. Freddd

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    I hear that Relax is useful.
     
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    Freddd, Aug 14, 2012
  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Aye one of those players who just seems to have loads of time.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 14, 2012
  9. Obi Wan

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    Frankie says sign him up.
     
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    Obi Wan, Aug 14, 2012
  10. obertans massive head

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    I'm a bottled sauce, let's be friends? Saucy friends
     
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    obertans massive head, Aug 14, 2012

  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Are you female, have massive cans, a bubble butt, a filthy nature around the bedroom? If so, ok <ok>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 14, 2012
  12. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    I was stood behind Frankie Dettori in the supermarket the other day, nothing to do with this thread, but just wanted to let you know.

    He then went into the car park and got into the biggest, most macho merc that l have ever seen.

    Little guy, big car!
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Aug 14, 2012
  13. obertans massive head

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    I can be what ever you want me to be ;)

    Not really though I'm a man... Sorry to disappoint bro :p
     
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    obertans massive head, Aug 14, 2012
  14. Obi Wan

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    Mrs Warm Pouch says she wants to see you outside her office immediately. <yikes>
     
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    Obi Wan, Aug 14, 2012
  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Damn you
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 14, 2012
  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    There is no Mrs Warm Pouch. There is a however a 12 year (length of relationship before anyone rings the police) Miss Pouch (could have killed her twice and been out) who accepts that I am a massive pervert. She just knows I'm all talk because I like my family jewels where they are!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 14, 2012
  17. Obi Wan

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    <laugh><laugh>

    Class, an understanding woman! Nice one WP. <magic>
     
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    Obi Wan, Aug 14, 2012
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