The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

#termofendearmentIsay

 

Back in work today after 2 weeks off, well bored now ready to go home.

 

Bored after two weeks off...? I'd have a stack of papers higher than my desk!!!

 

I have a very easy job doesn't matter how long I have off it's the same. Wouldn't have it any other way. Unless it was silly money of course.

If anyone wants to employ me into a highly paid job just let me know, I can and will do most things.

 

Well, if I said I wasn't jealous of the responsibility levels I would be lying. I'm the boss and have no one to pass the majority of my work to. I always need a break a week after being back!

 

I haven't always been a lazy bastard did 12 years in the forces.

So how much you gonna pay me to work for you? And what car do I get?

 

I work for a registered charity so money isn't a strong point!

 

Damn! I'll have to find me another sugar daddy then.

 

I am actually being serious here but what does Suarez give you guys?

His stats last season are shocking, slightly better than Torres which I know you all consider poor.

He made 29 starts in the league, scored 11 and made 3 assists. His gpg ratio was 0.38 so roughly 1 in 3.

if you are a **** dont respond

 

I have the swear filter on so I don't know if I'm a "****" or not? I don't think it's going to be a good thing so I hope I'm not a "****".

I'll reply anyway. You probably don't watch him play other than the games against Utd so you wouldn't be aware of his qualities. He's charming, elegant and quite a wit at a party.

 

Should have watched a few of our games troglodyte

Though by the amount of talking of Suarez you do I think its obvious you think differently really

 

He's got a cracking shot on him, always manages to hit the post he is aiming for

 

So Baz lasted about 24 hours then.

 

ive included suarez in list of the top 5. i didnt know he was so short on goals and I thought he would have more assists than he does.

 

I was bored at work today. I went upstairs and had a sleep. Working from home is the new negrito.

Two options:

1) Film yourself doing footy skills, put it on YouTube and wait for Abramovich to come knocking
2) Film yourself running on a treadmill, put it on YouTube and wait for Mancini to come knocking

Either way, sit back and look forward to a few years earning sacks of money for sitting on the bench / treatment table / golf course

 

I should have married a rich bird, no way I could do all that running with my knees and I was never any good at keep ups.

 

Just an attention seeking twit.

 

Newbie..... I miss Luis Garcia.... hmmmmm

 

Why aren't you using your Manciniii or Bazray account ?

 

Neither is Hargreaves. Evidently no one told City