Swansea reserves

[Jack Army]

Borini, Allen & Rogers

need I say more?

 

[Bozz]

Rodgers was your reserve team manager?
Borini (Who played for you for 2 months on loan) played for you when we bought him?
Allen last played a game for your reserve team?

You sounds more like our feeder club then we do your reserves.

Closed!

 

[Bozz]

In fact, **** it! I'm re-opening this so Mr. ****tard can reply

 

[Sir_Red]

How does nicking your best assets make us your reserves? Surely you're our reserves now? Ahahahahaha. TWAT

 

[BCR]

He can't even spell RODGERS right.

 

[Jürgenmeiʃter]

In fact, **** it! I'm re-opening this so Mr. ****tard can reply

Bozz hahahahaha class


OP - No, you need not say anymore. Ta ra and thanks

 

[luvgonzo]

We should get Vorm as our reserve keeper.

 

[Jack Army]

Filthy scousers , all you can do is rob from another team, there is nothing original you can do

 

[BringBackfootie]

Borini, Allen & Rogers

need I say more?

They didnt reserve them actually, they went to Liverpool. I reserve the right to tell you to fk off

 

[Sir Kenny Dalglish]

We also took two members of their coaching staff. Are Everton Manchester Uniteds reserves? They have Howard, Gibson and ratface?

 

[BCR]

Filthy scousers , all you can do is rob from another team, there is nothing original you can do

Anyone else have 5 European cups? Anyone? no?

 

[Jonesey]

Filthy scousers , all you can do is rob from another team, there is nothing original you can do

Wassup, lad, you just had a sheep reject you or something?

 

[Bozz]

Filthy scousers , all you can do is rob from another team, there is nothing original you can do

Can you remember where Kenny Jackett came from?

Can you remember where he signed Gary Fiskin from?

The answer to both is WATFORD

Now who are the filthy robbing bastards?

http://www.thisissouthwales.co.uk/S...ngland-Wales/story-12454496-detail/story.html

 

[Lucaaas]

Filthy scousers , all you can do is rob from another team, there is nothing original you can do

Yeah cuz all of your players have only played for Swansea throughout their careers, same with your managers, they've only been associated with Swansea.

 

[Jimmy Squarefoot]

You should be proud - you have one of the biggest clubs in history as your reserve team. You have fantastic prospects like Lucas and Suarez to fall back on if the likes of Danny Graham and Britton get injured.

 

[The IncREDibles]

Borini, Allen & Rogers

need I say more?

Only if you're trying to prove that you're the biggest idiot on this site

 

[The artist JerryChristmas]

Lettuce

 

[luvgonzo]

Wummy wum wum, wummery is not what it was.



Barcelona just called and have asked you to stop trying to play football like them, they found it amusing to start with but now think you are copy cats.

Little Jonny was sat in class when his teacher announced that they would be talking about what their daddys do for a living. Straight away, Jonny's face dropped and looked sad. After finding out what all the other little kids dads do, she finally got to Jonny. When asked what Jonnys dad did Jonny replied...... "He dresses as a woman, does private dances and sleeps with men for money!"

Looking shocked the teacher asked... "Is that really what he does Jonny?"

to which Jonny replied..... "No Miss, he plays for Swansea City but I was to embarrassed to say"

 

[Jack Army]

Filthy scousers , all you can do is rob from another team, there is nothing original you can do

 

[BringBackfootie]

Filthy scousers , all you can do is rob from another team, there is nothing original you can do

Hey precious, want me to put out some milk for you?

Players wanted to leave, seems simple enough for me, if my boss says Hey do you want a promotion and that means I have to leave my current department, its fkn bye bye