The first SH reference to that joke was made after you had referenced it and therefore pointed it out as a possible angle of attack - the sand in his vagina has come from somewhere else. I didn't at first understand why you seemed to particularly be taken aback by the joke, Espania - because as crass it is, it is no worse than the likes of Frankie Boyle comes out with every week - or is certainly no worse than half the sick text message jokes we get doing the rounds, which we all have a guilty giggle at. It wasn't a tame joke by any means but having lived among quite a few Glaswegians it wouldn't have been something that would normally get anyone's knicker's in a twist - especially in the context of me only using it to up the ante after someone showed annoying mock offence to a much much lighter joke on the same subject. But realising now you are Spanish maybe indicates you're sensitivities to such crassness have not been blunted like my own - or that you maybe missed the subtlety of it being an attack on a previous poster's complaints that such topics were off limits for humour.
hWell Mickey we have no doubt why you were thrown out of school at sixteen, no school could put up with that type of behaviour. As the poster says you have your cronies and maybe they think by arse licking you will be able to assist them into enjoying your lifestyle and if they want that so be it, I won't try to turn them or change them. EspaniaCelt , lucky for you someone feels sorry for you, personally I would feel rotten if someone like that felt sorry for me. I cannot remember ever thinking , never mind posting that you had ever pawned anything. To be quite honest I would have no interest in knowing if you had ever pawned anything; none of my business. However the last couple of posts, that you have had reference to me, were of a less friendly attitude to me; more like the smart arse diatribe , that Mickey and his cronies prefer.
I hate to tell you this Hoops but EC was actually sticking up for you, fighting your corner as it were. That's how I read it anyway, maybe I was wrong? I'm sure he'll tell us.
You see I don't usually respond to you in a sensible manor because your posts rarely make much sense. I'll give you a chance though, what do you mean by "maybe they think by arse licking you will be able to assist them into enjoying your lifestyle and if they want that so be it"? I am not sure what sort of lifestyle you think I lead, or why anyone would want to be assisted into it (?) - I am pretty sure that most people are content enough with their own lifestyle and only browse to this site to pass some time having civil conversations about shared interests - by conversing with me or anyone else I don't believe people are necessarily looking for any favours in return. Even if you don't agree with someone, or even if you don't like them, it takes little effort to at least be civil towards them if they are being civil towards you. It seems you think that Espania is leaving your camp and joining mine by the mere act of being civil towards me?
Mick, trying to understand the meaning, sub-text and psychology behind his posts is like trying to unravel a nightmarish story senselessly torn from the pages of a H.P Lovecraft novel.
Well i'll be honest Mick, ever since you set up this site (5 years ago?) I guessed you must have money so i've been following you and arse licking hoping that you will send a fee quid my way. Hoops has seen right through me.
I love HP Lovecraft. But I know what you mean. The shuddering shibboleth of dark dangerous mansions, ancient and tremelous in their dank subterranian catacombs.
You have got it Mickey, I don't want EspaniaCelt to go into your camp. He seems to me to be too nice and decent to join your tribe after the things you have told us that you have done in the past and intend doing in the future. I wouldn't like E.C to be guilty by association. The other arse lickers like Dev and Venom are of no consequence as they have followed you so long that they inevitably know the score.
I only stick my tongue in Mick's arse when the mood takes me, I'll have you know. Dev, well he can speak for himself.
Venom. I have no doubt you have, and will again. As long as you and Mickey enjoy it I don't mind. Funny how similar to Mickey you have become revealing bits of your sexual urges that most people keep private. Be careful with Mickey that he doesn't lure you into other acts that the law won't turn a blind eye to. I hope Dev has the good sense to keep his private sexual activities, just that private.
You've misunderstood me here SH. It's in no way sexual, I'm merely providing Mick with a free of charge ring-piece cleaning service.
