How Many Sexual Partners Have You Had?

Only if you pay them

 

Could never do that on my bestie

 

Cowcaddens underpass, 8.15pm

 

Mick's wife is your uncle?

<samaxe>

 

Sam Axed

 

man i am going to be there all night

 

So no different from most nights then?

 

Looks like it's shaping up to be a three-way dongoff.

Followed by a three-way dongup (bagsy the fanny).

 

That just reminded me of the Goth forum we invaded.

I got banned because apparently an albino goth in a white leather gimp suit isn't believable.

 

Only until ye regain conscioussness

 

Wit you daein' calling Gambol a fanny, eh?

 

<samaxe>.

 

He's a bully. That's what he is.

 

that was the hardest forum to infiltrate. we will never beat the reactions from the mental health forum though. that guy who wanted to quit smoking sent me death threats

 

Willy Coyote.

 

I remember that

 

i was R.Sole how the ****s never realised i was at the piss take baffles me.

or the ghost forum where i told them i was making a tv show in which me and my dog drive around the country in a van investigating hauntings.

 

The ghost one was a belter too. I wrote a story about getting raped by the ghost of Oscar Wilde.

The guy on the self help forum definitely went back on the ***s after that or just topped himself fae the stress.

 

that thread wasnt even meant to be confrontational. i was going to lay low for a few days then go on the attack. one suggestion that he might be substituting ***s for web forums and the death threats started.

there was another one though which i cant remember what it was about but i remember pishing myself laughing at it.

the royal mail forum was ****e, got banned from there immediately for pretending to be a dog.

 

I think my crowning moment was when the Texan Hunters said I should be President.