Let's see if we can do this.....

Scott Parker?

 

Could be, was he ever a big money move to someone? West ham maybe?

Who might be boys with Trevor Sinclair as well? Also played for a manager who was great before he lost and played with loads of French players?

 

POTY could mean for their club not the PL.

 

So its a Liverpool player who liked houlier. Murphy or Owen?

Or an Arsenal player?

 

Parker moved from Charlton to Chelsea for £10m in 2004, might be Charlton's record fee.

Well it was until Darren Bent a few years later.

 

Murphy is a good shout by many but not sure on if he was ever promoted with a team or relegated with a team?

POTY i think is for club not the league. Whoever it is suffers from some heavy depression mind.

 

Maybe it's not in a row, but he has won both the YPOTY and the POTY award, which Parker has done.

Dunno about you lot, but everytime I see Parker he looks like a right grumpy bastard.

 

Definitely murphy.

All adds up. Hes played for Crewe, under a manager who loved the french and some other stuff

His wife also writes for a paper so an easy route into it all

 

He implies that he moved from a lower league club to the premiership though.

I think we should have a check list of things he's said, so we'll be able to say straight away if its him or not.

 

we will be guessing forever tbh.

Barton fits the bill aswell.

Ashley cole almost does but we c an all agree he cant write

 

Where is the part about him having 4 kids? Because if the mystery man does actually have 4, it's not Danny Murphy.

 

I have no doubts half the stuff is fabricated.

I mean a promoted player who has 2 POTY awards and made a big money move and has 4 kids and all the rest.

That person doesnt exist.

Is there a Michael at sunderland btw?

 

There was a Michael Bridges.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Bridges

 

Cole hasn't been relegated has he? And he still plays at the highest level. Barton plays at the highest level, hasn't been anyone's record signing and hasn't won trophies.

 

Michael Turner?

 

There was also a Michael Gray.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Gray_%28footballer%29

 

nipping out for tea but lads, think about it, if he was really being honest with everything it would be easy to suss who it is.

Not everything is true, if it was you could put it into google and the answer would be right there.

 

But even if they were being dishonest, we are not capable of knowing what is true.

How can we tell if he still plays in the EPL?
How can we tell if they really have 4 kids?