Just falling short and Gerrard...

Same ****, different day!!

Maybe meet up for a pint one day after a match!!

Hows tricks, my son??

 

they be good, especially as I not at Work till after May Day bank holiday now

 

You really need to get your facts right before you come spouting off on here. The highest we went in the PL was joint first MUPPET. Yes we finished the season 17th but then it was our first PL season and we didn't have the quality. We have now and I think a previous poster said your best player is your goalkeeper and he is the only reason you left our place with a draw. He was the only reason you didn't get the battering you deserved. With regards to history, now then wasn't it LEEDS that had the reputation of been the dirtiest in the football league, made a film about it didn't they" Damed United"? Another Leeds ballsup getting rid of one of footballs greatest managers. Some history that

 

I always thought Leeds was in the Euro's not the champ league ?

 

This isn't going to end up in a conversation about a five pound note is it??

 

i hope not, dont like sequels..

 

This is the prequel!!!! sub-titled "He Who Dares............"

 

I'm going to take a flyer here and guess that our mystery leeds wummer is Ken Bates, or possibly his son (don't know his name, so for convenience we'll call him Master Bates). I was born in Hull 50 years ago and it says Yorkshire on my birth certificate. I think I'm right in saying that Ken Bates birth certificate says Ealing, London.

In any event I'm not sure that the lovely Ken will want leeds promoted if it means his somewhat shady financial dealings and ownership issues are to be investigated by the Premier League.

Rather think the Allams stand up to scrutiny better.

 

Do you want fries with that? Have you progressed to the fry station yet?

 

here he is in action

 

It's got a more important job than that! It puts the salt on the fries!!!!

 

Hmm, I am confused He kinda sounds like Ant Gerrard (Scouse) but he reminds me of the workers at KFC in Glasgow, so which is it? haha

 

I will gamble and say Scottish!

 

hes scottish on there..he portrays the leeds fans, days efforts perfectly tho..

 

So I am totally wrong with the scouse trace?

 

Hull is on one side of the Humber If thats what you mean, but we are east Yorkshire, a bigger, better, more beautiful part of our fair county.
If you want to try and have a go why not focus your attention on those midlanders passing themselves off as south Yorkshireites

 

i think so, it isnt the greatest accent impression tho to be fair..

 

OK, lets just clear things up. The ONLY reason Leeds are higher than us is that Paul Duffen and Russell Bartlett screwed us up and we had to rebuild our team this year. Yet your supposedly in 'financial safety' and are still only 2 points above us while we were in god knows how much debt and a £39m? wage bill now reduced to just £13m? Also when we got to the Play-Off final... We won (unlike you!) and if you say well we played a different team WE BEAT WATFORD ON THE WAY TO WEMBLEY. And you say Nigel Pearson is negative. Having the best away record in the division, it seems to work for Nigel. And, yes we have a bad home record but Pearson has now figured the 'away tactics' don't work at home and the first game we go attacking (and drop Harper) we win 3-1! And if you want to go back in history, which seems to be popular with TWS 'fans', you say about beating Man Utd and bieng fearless. We beat Arsenal 2-1 in the Premier League while you were hmmmm, in League 1!

P.S. if I forgot anything you said about Leeds and superior please remind me. Oh yes your saying your Gerrard wants to join Leeds, and that we'd be ****ed without him. We'd just switch our attention to Daniel Ayala (alot better than Gerrard) and Jack Hobbs (Almost as good, if not as good) but he won't join you so debate over. And as for Rosenior, GET REAL!!!

 

Agree with almost everything, but not with the bold quoted part. They are both quality