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Barcelona Pre-season game?

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by StanDMan, Aug 8, 2012.

  1. Psycho2k

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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    How about you start some threads on the ££££ board ITS DEAD
     
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  3. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Never mind, eh. I'm sure you can console yourself with some more made up stats the next time you're biting (or should that be bitter) on the Utd board <ok>[/QUOTE]

    Such as your new 'Uefa stats'. Uefa call them shots on goal. United fans call them 'chances created'. A speculative shot from 40 yards by Ronaldo (because he has no support as you've parked the bus) is a 'chance created' now!

    When Barca are at their best, they destroy United (94; 4-0 anyone) as do Real (3-1 at Bernabeu).

    SAF just can't get to grips with Spanish clubs. Only Chelsea give vintage Barca sides a decent game
     
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  4. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Such as your new 'Uefa stats'. Uefa call them shots on goal. United fans call them 'chances created'. A speculative shot from 40 yards by Ronaldo (because he has no support as you've parked the bus) is a 'chance created' now.

    Anyhow, when Barca are at their best, they destroy United (94; 4-0 anyone) as do Real.

    SAF just can't get to grips with Spanish clubs[/QUOTE]

    Funny that, Ronaldo scored from 40 yards out on a few occasions
     
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  5. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Funny that, Ronaldo scored from 40 yards out on a few occasions[/QUOTE]

    He even delivers v BArca now under JM.
     
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  6. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Epic quotation fail. Well done <ok>

    And yes, a shot on goal is a chance created. It's almost a like when you take a shot, you have a chance to score a goal.

    Isn't this football game amazing? All these complicated words!

    And if you're going the history route, then let's not forget how Chelsea used to do against Barca before JM taught you the art of bus parking...

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2000/apr/18/championsleague.sport4

    Nor how Utd destroyed Chelsea 3-1 last season. That's now that 3-1 apparently classes as destroying someone. Again, football, just wow <ok>
     
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  7. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    Seriously


    wow
     
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  8. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    You are really biting today Swarbs. Basle must still hurt

    I was at that game, in the gods at the Nou Camp. We parked the bus until we went 2-0 down, looked okay for a bit at 2-1, but they came at us wave after wave. Even Dani scored! And they missed a pen in normal.

    Vialli paid for being too negative but Rivaldo was superb. Pitch looked big that night!
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    One of the most over used 'stats', by you, is the one where when we last beat Barca they were no good.

    That one you simply made up to suit your argument.

    I happen to believe that Barca of last year were clearly in terminal decline and turmoil given how far behind Real they finished in the league (as this is your very own benchmark) and all Chelsea had to do was turn up to win. Therefore you achievement in knocking them out last season means **** all.

    <ok>
     
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  10. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    They were four points behind real on the back of 15 consecutive wins when we played them at the Bridge.

    If they had beaten Real, they would have closed a 10 point gap down to 1. After they lost to real, they gave up a bit on La liga and rested players.

    We beat them at the Bridge, loosened em up for Real, and Torres finished them off.

    We ended the Guardiola dynasty in that week with JM. Something United failed to do
     
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  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Yeah, they'd given up on the league when we beat them too. Why is it different for your lot? They knew Guardiola was leaving and were in turmoil, they were in decline as a result so you beating them doesn't actually count.
     
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  12. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Ditto, for you guys in 2008 when FR was leaving.

    What are your excuses for being eviscerated in 09 and 11, and shaming the Premiership? Was SAF leaving so you are in decline?
     
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  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Shaming the premiership, are you serious? We don't ****ing represent the the premiership mate. We got to three finals in four seasons, the pile of **** you support have made two, ever, and spent the one you won defending for your lives. Did you represent the premier league then with your sexy fantasy football? Perhaps some of the other clubs might like to take that slack seeing as we've been the flag bearers for the best part of two decades you halfwit.
     
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  14. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    You are losing it now.
    Calm down, take a deep breath, log off and spend some time off this forum.
    Tomorrow will be a better day for you.
     
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  15. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    UTD have 3 Euro titles and Chavs 1 and thats one stat that cant be bent to suit anyone.

    Have a nice day :)
     
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  16. Tyrone Biggums

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    Burn.
     
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  17. Drogs

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    Yeah, but my local team has won more CL trophies than yours ;)
     
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  18. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Why's that, are tedious ****s like you going to **** off the United forum?

    Instead of just ignoring, please explain how United shamed the premiership.
     
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  19. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Brilliant.
     
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  20. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    Did fulham win the Champions league then? Must have missed that :)
     
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