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APB for a fiendish stalker

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  1. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    The Northumberland Constabulary have released a photo fit of a man they want to interview in relation to numerous complaints involving stalking.

    Often see eyeing talent from the Newcastle area before luring them to Liverpool where the police state that due to the influence of the Dalglish and Gerrard mob; all contact is lost.

    "We've been aware of this man in the past", said a police spokesperson "but he used to operate for a notorious wheeler dealer in the North London area. We now see his targets being lured to Liverpool so we can only assume that he sees the Dalglish mob as a a better prospect to make money."

    The spokeperson continued "We've advised local press to abstain from highlighting talent from Newcastle in their publications and also have asked the national press to abide with this warning if possible. We believe strongly that he uses these publications to target individuals."


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    He's not deemed as dangerous so can be approached and Mike Ashley has advised that should he be spotted; he asks the public to praise James Perch as the future of football.

    Finally, the spokes person admitted that there is a reward for his capture just so long as his head is presented on a stick.

    "There is nothing worse than an opportunist in this world who takes advantage of young people; influencing them with promises of riches so his capture is a very high concern for us."
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant. <applause>
     
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  3. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    <ok> You have a way with words OT!
     
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  4. WillDorsetToon

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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm Rep
     
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    Attempted and failed rep!
     
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  6. Tiggyrimana

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    <laugh> James Perch future of football

    REP
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Apr 12, 2011
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    Attempted rep. Rep successful wish i could give loads more
     
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    <applause><applause><applause>Fantastic. Rep<magic>
     
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  9. overseasTOON

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    Cheers all.

    Just thought that since he's been tracking almost every player on our wish list and also Enrique he deserves to be 'shown and shamed' with an article.

    If you see him though; hype Perch.
     
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  10. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    <laugh> attempted Rep.
     
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  11. ToonSi

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    <laugh> Missed this first time around.
    Attempted rep!
     
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    Rep <ok>
     
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  13. Jose Enrique

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    I am recognising this man. He is talking to me and showing me photobook of Liverpool. He is very persuadive.
     
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  14. overseasTOON

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    If he mentions the words 'Kop' and 'feel' in the same sentence then it means he wants to tap you up (i.e. have sex with you).

    Walk away.
     
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    overseasTOON, Apr 18, 2011
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    If they were persuasive then he was not showing you pictures of Liverpool!
     
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  16. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    great article


    <laugh>

    what was shown

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    reality

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  17. Jose Enrique

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    He is bumfun man?! >=(

    I am not homophobe but I am not wanting spending time with gays for they are wrong.
     
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    Jose Enrique, Apr 18, 2011
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    Stop being so beautiful then <rose>
     
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  19. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    So thats why Xisco left <laugh>
     
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