Summer Transfer Rumour Thread.

How ****ing awesome is that Mars rover?!
Van Persie is probably going to Man Utd!
I just saw Ted and re-kindled my love for Mila Kunis! Also it was hilarious!
Isn't it dreadful what's happening in Syria?!
Scientists have unearthed a new species of human in Kenya!

Take your pick.

 

Quite
Cool
Is it? Looks ****
Yeah pretty bad
Really? Cool

 

I don't think so! Probably too polite. I think she just kind of ignores it. I don't know.

 

I wanted to discuss these three:

Huge 8ft Donkey in Lincolnshire animal sanctuary - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-19179085

Ennis' Gold Postbox defaced - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-19177730

Hearts rapped over ticketing advertisements - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-19162324

 

I clicked on that huge donkey link thinking it was going to be really awesome, but it turned out to just look exactly like a horse. I'm not sure what I was expecting now.

 

That donkey looks ****ing cool. Love the ears.

 

I was far more entertained by the fact that there are donkey/zebra hybrids called zedonks.

 

1-That's great,I saw that the other day.I think it's great to see that us humans are still expanding our knowledge on the Universe and its mysteries.

Hopefully one day,man will walk on Mars!

2-It doesn't look like it http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19186547

3-I saw Ted as well and she looks very sexy in that film.Funny film.Seth MacFarlane is a genius.

4-Yes,but they are always killing each other over there,can't they just get along and just say enough is enough and go out for drink and have a good time out?It's not that hard.

5-It's ok.

 

They're apparently going to release a high-res video of Curiosity's descent onto Mars. This is a screenshot of that video: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/msl/multimedia/pia16021.html

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19189399

 

What about the remarkable news that Tony Hibbert finally scored?! He scored a free-kick - causing a pitch invasion:

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If we're going to descend into anarchy once more, I might as well post the video of the raid on Kim Dotcom's house which has finally been released. Awesome footage of a helicopter landing in his driveway and armed police storming the building. Plus, you get to listen to sexy Kiwi accents.

[video=youtube;pMas0tWc0sg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMas0tWc0sg[/video]

 

Not yet.

Oh and there's also a certain Saints player to watch out for, if you have any 16 year old sisters.

 

I believe I am aware as to who this player is. Not so much a first team player though... don't want people barking up the wrong tree!

 

I am confused as to why you can't just say his name.

 

It's Alberto Seidi. I'm convinced he's mentally unstable.

 

Oh I would - I just don't want to get the wrong name. Maybe Jordi will confirm who I think it is!

EDIT: He's said it. Yep. Alberttooo.

 

Was good on FIFA, Seidi.

 

Didn't he invite her to his flat to "have fun" once?

 

What's his Twitter name?