Anybody ever pumped an athlete?

Somebody must have a decent proper example.


Ah want tae ride yon Russian hurdler

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I'd let her batter me and aw sorts

 

Is that just a bad pic of her or is your taste in your arse?

 

Here, I'd shag Allyson Felix and a few other American black sprinters

 

Fuck sake, it's just felch, felch, felch wae you.

She looks durrty.

Ah'd want tae fight her (get beat) and then fuck her - then I'd like her to swear at me in Russian while I cry about it.


She's a sexy bastard

 

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Aye

There was a scary big Cuban pole vaulter on the other night.

She could vault my pole - I bet she could kill a man wae they thighs.

I'm going through a bit of a strongish woman thing the now - it'll pass when the olympics are done.

Just once, I'd like to drizzle my jizz on a sixpack and play it like a washboard.

 

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The wee cyclist Laura Trott, she's just so innocent looking. Needs a right good seeing to

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Why?


Did you pump that Cuban bird?

 

She is in dire need of some facial spunk.

 

No. It was in response to the pic UN posted.

 

There's **** all wrong wae Allyson Felix ya bawbag

 

Wotevah.

 

Fixed.

 

Lets see a picture of some **** at the olympics that you'd shag then.

 

Colloquialism rules



I'm sure you've heard this before but that is one gay name you have there, sir.

 

I would, but I haven't watched any lolz

 

GTF

Was gonna post about her. Near perfect body.

Went with a young French runner when I was 16 and living in Mayo. Didn't get old Henry wet though.

 

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She's no even that nice but I'd pump it anyway

 

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