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Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Big bosons are RHC's kink!

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    Fat Boson girls you make the rockin world go round?
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Only if they're sticking out of a hadron collider tube.
     
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    Off topic, it is roasting here, I am fried, and could use a cider but don't like to drink during the week if I can avoid it. This weekend I have fook all and look forward to lounging before Academy training kicks back up.
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    It's a bit in between hot&cold Bluff.

    But the good news is i've had a skinful of what you could use and i'm donald ducked.:biggrin:
     
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  6. BCR

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    so tomorrow you will be cream crackered?
     
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    Cream crackered and have a throat as dry as virgins minge.<ok>
     
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    Don't think your hoop will thank you after all of it as well haha.
     
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    Aint to bad in that department Bluff as long as i have a full breakfast when i get up tomorrow evening.:grin:
     
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    As to whether they are all vertical I think we need more market research...
     
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    We still can't figure out if water is wet, so this one may be tough.
     
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    It's amazing that we don't know these answers considering...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    I hear they do it for the lulz as well?
     
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    Ridiculous; fake Liverpool supporter if ever I saw one.
     
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  15. Although I wouldn't be happy, I wouldn't go as far as supporting a different club. MO would have to go a hell of a long way to regain my respect though and even then, it would never be as it was!
     
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  16. Red Baron

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    Baz or MO???
     
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  17. Ze

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    Baz, MO doesn't even pretend!
     
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    MO never really had the backing of us, more of England, but if he came back it would be what it would be and if he helped us win games that is all that matters. It would be a shame we couldn't get someone better or younger but look at what bellamy did.
     
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    I see Diggler got a couple of goals tonight in a CL qualifier.

    Fenerbahce of Turkey also romped to a 4-1 win against Vaslui in Romania to go through 5-2 on aggregate, with Dutch former Liverpool striker Dirk Kuyt bagging a brace.

    Good on ya lad.
     
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    I just lifted this off the Sunderland board(special mention to MackemsRule.<ok>)


    [h=2]Olympic Joke.[/h]
    A man met a woman in London during the Olympics and decided he wanted to marry her right away.
    She protested, "But we divvn't na anything aboot each other."
    "That's all right," he replied. "We'll learn as we go along."
    So she consented; they were married, and decided to honeymoon at a very nice resort.
    One morning, husband and wife were relaxing poolside when suddenly, the husband got up, climbed up the 10 meter board and did a two-and-a-half tuck gainer, entering the water perfectly and almost without a ripple. This was followed by three rotations in jackknife position before he again straightened out and cut the water with knife-like precision.
    After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.
    "EEE pet that was incredible!" his wife exclaimed.
    "I'm an Olympic diving champion," he explained. "You see, I told you we'd learn more about one another as we went along."
    With that, his wife got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was moving so fast that the froth at one end of the pool had hardly disappeared before she had touched the other end!
    She did laps in freestyle, breast stroke, even butterfly.
    After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay down on her towel.
    "That was incredible!" he exclaimed. "Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
    "Na man," she said, "I was a prostitute in Newcastle and worked both sides of the Tyne.."




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