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Dear Fat Sam... lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollo llollollollollollol

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Rofl, he'd never join West Sham.
     
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    Thought it was a Tash thread when I saw the lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollo llollollollollollol's.

    Can't understand why he isn't moving heaven and earth to join up with the fat man.
     
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    Can't believe it's taken them this long to give up <laugh>

    Though a bit surprised he turned them down, who wouldn't wanna play for fat "I don't play hoofball, I just want MAHOOSIVE strikers" Sam. Any midfielder for a start
     
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    Best line in that article

    "With the start of the new season less than a fortnight away"



    :D
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Good old Andy... Stringing them along...
     
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    What's the chances Fat Sam is sat alone, at a piano (his fat fingers obviously too big to press a singular key), with a Barry Manilow soundtrack playing in the background... Every three seconds, he changes the word Mandy for Andy...?

    Fun to think about
     
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    He'd struggle to get the notes out for all that gum the fat **** chews on
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    Prefer not to think of Fat Sham at any time.
     
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  10. Hugh Briss

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    Andy Carroll is struggling with a groin injury just now, although i'm not trying to blame Sam Allardyce for that! <yikes>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Even his face when Blackburn told him he would be replaced... With Steve Kean...?
     
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    Maybe for comical value.
     
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    Why not? I hear Fat Sam was responsible for Pendleton's disqualification too
     
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    And today's downpour.
     
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  15. Hugh Briss

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    Really?

    The ****.
     
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