Brighton 3-1 Chelsea

No I am not

 

Didn't think so. Bigger lads tend to be able to hold their liquor better and you were well west by 10pm from the look of things

So who is Davidako stalking if he thinks you're fat?

 

Cheeky git

I haven't a clue, a mirror?

 

Last time we lost all our pre season games we went on to win the double, so this doesnt bother me one bit

 

So, you're stopping me from being a ****, now?

That's an infringement on my civil liberties, as protected by European edicts. There is a part of the code that specifically states (and I quote): "Every person in every Member State shall have the right to act like a ****."

I'm sure that it's even mentioned in the Bible. I'm sure that in the Book of Daniel it says something like, "And show not thine anger nor thine ire against your brother's ass, or judge him as a ****, for the rooms in my Lord's house are many, and each shall have his room: the wise man, the prophet, the king, and even the ****."

 

See that's more like it!

 

Let my Dad suck yer cock though, so Gay it is, and guilty as ****. Despite the fact he passed away before you were born. Knob Jockey.

 

I'm quite fat, but the Mrs thinks I'm very cuddly! When I first met her I was a stick insect!

 

Nothing wrong with a bit of chunk blue

 

What?????.You've taken this the wrong way, I've apologised once so best leave it there OK