Olympic non football thread

An unhappy Jamaican in our house, as the wife doesn't believe that Powell came third in his semi!

 

I think that's what most of the public were like, too.

 

Wife and kids going mad as Usain takes his track suit off ....

 

I think the announcer at Lord's had an American accent, but I liked him, he was quite entertaining!

 

Stick your feet under some heavy furniture, put your hands behind you head, and try a few sit-ups. After about 10 you'll have some. You can say the Olympics inspired you.

 

There was a time I had a good set, back in my footballing days.

 

Your six-pack is now a keg.

 

a keg with a soft cushion wrapped a round it. The obvious benefit being more beer in a keg than a six pack

 

Surely no doubt we'll beat Beijing's gold tally now?

 

..... yep, useless miserable prick ! Only a gold and silver today.

 

I hope you picked up on the irony

 

He was joking

I'm not sure he did. You guys have been a sharp and relentless with your cutting humour.

 

Bolt took the piss again, even after a very **** start.

 

Not too shabby.

 

Tbh, it wasn't that bad a start. He was there or thereabouts. He just went into an overdrive only he has access to.

 

I've been playing the blindly in love with Laura role all day (not that it's a role, I genuinely do love her), he needs to do his research

 

Ennis!

 

As they always say, do the back reading on the subject.

Thing is, you're just so damn convincing, Dan.

 

Dat ass.