Welcome to our friends from Swansea, please feel free to let your hair down and have a rant or a moan about all things Liverpool on the thread that's especially here for you.
Yeah I have a problem! My new girlfriend Woolley Mcsheep is not responding to my advances. I know she's not a virgin, all my mates have had their way with her. I just wish she would at least act like she's interested! Jeez!
Take her to the Brecon Beacons or up to Snowdonia. They love a good trip up to the mountains, like putty in your fingers up there.
Good start to the thread Probably the most sensible post from a Swans fan in two months...in answer I would suggest either taking Woolley for a romantic candlelit dinner where you can get her drunk or...act like a ****ing man and just get a grip of the bitch
The most sensible post you've had is about me banging (or lack of!) my new goat girlfriend? Jesus you must have had some problems ... And come on, who assumed she was a sheep? For shame!!! I edited this post, I'm a total slut for grammar.
I would like to lodge a complaint about the Swansea fans, constantly moping around and showing a complete lack of gratitude for all we have done for them. An absolute disgrace.
Don't kill it!! >: And what can I say frank, I'm a sucker for the bottom of the barrel! What they lack in looks they more than compensate for in the sack classic fat chicks. Oops I meant goats!
Cant understand all this animosity to Liverpool fans. Fair play we all know you were supporting us in the play off final against Reading. We know that you wanted to see your team playing in another country last season. Champions League football for the Liverpool players this coming season too. They are all going round to Steven Gerrard's to watch it on Sky Sports 2.
