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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, Jun 3, 2010.

  1. snipping? are you a rabbi <laugh>

    sniping is the business, mind the washington sniper, he was immense
     
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  2. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Aye nev he was the ****ing business. He modded his car so he could lie down and shoot from the boot <laugh> No **** had a clue what was going on

    I'd love to go out in a blaze of glory
     
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  3. they just got sloppy. got cot sleepin in ther car the daft ****s
     
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    nah, **** that. he was only shooting people from a couple of hundred metres. he was a trained sniper so he shouldve done much better.


    if i'm going to drop a 70 year old woman out delivering betaware catalogues i'd want it to be at least 600m, with a bit of training try and get it up to 800. that'd shut the ****ing voices up.
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Naturally. If I'm starting my spree with a couple of rapes then I would need to have the suit modded <laugh> I know what I would do. Pump the wee secretary in here, then go to the building across the road and take out a few ****s at windows. Then I'd leave it until Saturday, take up a vantage point a few hundred metres from the dancing and take out the knobhead bouncers. Hopefully get two with the one bullet.

    Then I would probably just go hunting neds and people that have wronged me <laugh> <laugh> Eventually ending up using all my bullets on the psycho bird, keeping one for myself <ok>
     
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    You old romantic <ok>
     
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  10. dont kill urself, wait til the coppers get you. i would go to the mosque and kill a few muslims first then take it form there.
     
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    So


    We've covered

    Murder
    Rape
    Racism


    Anything else to add?
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Would necrophilia be classed as rape pud?

    Aye nev your right. I would probably prefer taking a vantage point and start shooting at the coppers <laugh> Would mean they would have to return fire <ok>

    I'm thinking maybe up at stow college region. Theres a tree there about 50 foot tall I could climb up.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That's a grey area (depending on how old I guess)

    The cant consent but neither can they say No!

    It's up to you how you class it I suppose ...
     
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    <laugh>

    I was thinking that myself Pud.

    Cant believe these insensitive bastards, my bird is in the Lakes now visiting her family. She's not related to the guy though, so its alright <ok>

    I tried to wave down a taxi in Cumbria once, the ****er shot right past me.
     
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  15. do you think he shouted 'HEADSHOT!' in a deep voice when he got a headshot?
     
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    cutting about town humming the bullseye theme tune to himself
     
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