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Visit to the Doctors (OT)

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Charley Farley, Aug 3, 2012.

  1. Charley Farley

    Charley Farley Well-Known Member

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    I went to the Doctors the other day.



    He said to me "You have to stop masturbating"



    I asked him why.





    He said "Because I want to examine you"

    :redface:
     
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    Charley Farley, Aug 3, 2012
  2. Redan_White

    Redan_White Member

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    :D
     
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  3. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Hahahahaha
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <applause><applause>:emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  5. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>...
     
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  6. safc1978

    safc1978 Well-Known Member

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    Here are few i got e-mailed this week


    I parked in a disabled space today, a traffic warden shouted "oi, what's. Your disability ?" i said touretts! Now **** off!


    I've just started dating a muslim girl. She gave me a **** last night ... **** me, was she rough ... I've nicknamed her ..... ' The Terror Wrist '.


    Tha Humberside Police have now confirmed that they have arrested a man who, in trying to steal a combine harvester fell inside it. He is expected to be bailed tomorrow.


    I was working at the supermarket today, when a customer approached me with a can of insect killer."Is this good for wasps?" he asked."Well no" I responded, "It kills them."****ing idiot.


    &#8206;600 million Indians were plunged into darkness yesterday... When the country's main electricity supplier fell off his bike...


    Next time you're having a bad day, imagine this;

    You're a Siamese twin

    Your brother, attached to your shoulder, is gay

    You're not

    He has a date coming over tonight

    You only have one arse...o
     
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    safc1978, Aug 3, 2012

  7. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    I actually feel slightly guilty that I found myself laughing at these..<laugh>
     
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  8. T.P

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    :laugh:
     
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  9. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Simple, but effective lol
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Aug 3, 2012

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