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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by RickieLambertsGoldenBoot, Jul 30, 2012.

  1. sharpshooter11

    sharpshooter11 New Member

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    Sucking off Ronnie Corbett or having Michelle Mcmanus bare ass sit on your face?... Post-poo.
     
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  2. Dan

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    Ooh... I'll have to go for sucking off the little guy.
     
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  3. The Based God

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    My biology teacher at college told me about a time his mate got hit in the balls with a football, it hit him so hard his scrotum split and his ball ended up down by his knee
     
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  4. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    that has brought tears to my eyes!
     
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  5. Joe!

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    As painful as the kick in the nuts would be, I have a feeling the paintballs could kill you.
     
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    I've never done Paintball, but have taken numerous kicks/footballs to the testis.
     
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  7. Beef

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    Depends what dan is saying by close range, and what protection/clothes you were wearing.

    Normal clothes and stand a few feet away getting hit by 100 paintballs would end up ripping your skin open. Plus have a ****ing massive ugly looking bruise.

    Then you have it hitting your kidney area, you will easy have internal bleeding.
     
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  8. Beef

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    Guy i used to play football with got kicked in the balls so hard one went back inside him .
     
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  9. Andoversaint

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    That is funny!
     
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    Was at the time, he was basically screaming. But then i had the thought what if that happened to me. <laugh>
     
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  11. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

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    This is brilliant!
     
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  12. AlanSFC

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    I know this is really random but I need to know which one to buy: Samsung Galaxy Note, Sony Xperia S or HTC One X....I´m absolutely torn! Any advice or opinions!?!
     
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  13. Dan

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    Err known people with several different Samsungs to need repairs, I've got a different HTC but never had any problems with that?
     
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  14. PompeyLapras

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    I have a Sony Xperia and I love it, so go for that.
     
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  15. Joe!

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    I have an HTC Desire which I quite like. That's the extent of my experience.
     
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  16. AlanSFC

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    I´m slight in favour of the Sony Xperia at the moment but the only thing that takes me back is that I´ve heard people have had problems with it overheating... I´m not sure if it´s all Sony xperia´s though or just the Sony Xperia S. Which one do you have?
     
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  17. JDub

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    I have a HTC Desire HD; it's solid. HTC in general are a pretty good phone maker.
     
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  18. AlanSFC

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    For some reason I just don´t like the design of the HTC Desire. It seems a bit too square compared to the rest.
     
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  19. JDub

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    Hmm, yeh it is big, but I got used to it pretty sharpish.
     
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  20. bristolsaint

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    None of the above. Get an iphone!
     
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