* Just to note I will be updating the original article with a list of Celtic fans who actually attended. Doesn't look good so far though.
To be honest he's so ****ing tedious (I mean really ****ing tedious) that no **** can be bothered even coming up with funny/original insults for him.
Where are you going to get that from? ... Celtic Park? I'd have liked to have gone, but money was tight and I don't get paid until tomorrow ... my work were giving away a few tickets and I put my name down, but unfortunately I wasn't drawn out the hat.
Let me guess, you killed someone in N.I during the troubles. You had a breakdown after it and you travel back here twice a year to weep at the graveside, lay flowers and scream into the shoulders of their loved ones "I'm soo sworrrrrrrry" *See how I captured your Roy Hodgson speech impediment.
I checked flights, would have needed 2 days off work to make the times back and forth - if I take two days off work to go see Celtic I don't see my wife and kids for a week which doesn't really work for me. I am buying my first season ticket in a few years though, going half whack with the aul fella and going to leave the ticket in our local club to make a bit back on the games we cant get to.
I know, but that's where we meet up to have sex. And don't think we didn't see you skulking about behind that hedge!
Don't really know you Glesgabhoy and whether you go to games or not, but I do know the others that I mentioned very rarely attend. I can't still add you to the list if you like though.
