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The Ugly Bastard Roll Call

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Aug 2, 2012.

  1. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    So Celtic played a Champions League Qualifier last night, narrowly scraping past HJK Helsinki. I just wanted to know how many of the Celtic family from not606 were actually present at the game.

    The ones on here are well reknown for speaking in depth about Rangers and all their issues but rarely attend Celtic games themselves. So I would greatly appreciate if the following could let me know if they attended;


    • Stereo - Did not attend
    • Dev - Did not attend
    • Tina - Did not attend
    • Pudsy- Did not attend
    • Mindy - Did not attend
    • Alba Dross - Did not attend
    • BillyBhoyBrit - Did not attend
    • Ciaran - Did not attend
    • Bibby for Tuna's Ma - Attended
    • Simon Buoy - Attended
    • Anportmorbuoy - Did not attend
    • Venom - Did not attend
    • Mickelback - Did not attend

    Now I know it isn't always possible to attend every game, what with travel costs, school uniforms to get for the kids etc etc etc so i fully understand if you could not attend.

    In return could you please finish the following statement;

    I did not attend the Celtic vs HJK Helsinki because...

    Thank you in advance.

    P.S. I hope you and I'm sure you will beat Helsinki in the away leg.

    Hugs and kisses.

    Medro
     
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  2. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Please develop locked in syndrome, would please me greatly. Ta <ok>
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  4. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    Can't blame them for not wanting to watch that **** <ok>

    They were probably at the Team GB game instead <ok>
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I have a letter from a Mr. W. Smith explaining that Rebel was unable to attend as there was an important meeting of the Tooting Popular Front last night.
     
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  6. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    49 views and not one Celtic fan has commented.

    Come out, come out, wherever you are.
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I was there, ya fanny.

    It was free on the season ticket.

    You're a fanny.

    What a fanny you are, son.

    Tell you what, just for re-iteration purposes, you are a vagina.


    Good day to you ya monkey prick <ok>
     
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  8. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I was not there for a couple of reasons...one being that it was a sell out

    You know what Rangers home gate for last seasons qualifier against Malmo was?

    28,000

    Where were all the rangers fans from not 606 ,who liked to talk about Celtic, at then?

    Answers on a postcard to:

    Noonegivesafuck
     
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  9. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Well we all knew you wouldn't be there Mindy, sell out or not. How quickly did they sell out?

    Good for you though Bib supporting your team. <applause>
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I was not there because I was busy ****ing your sister.
     
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  11. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Attendance last night 52,859

    Don't have a sister.

    Kinda guessed you wouldn't be there either.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Yer Ma then <ok>

    I think you get the gist.
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Going play tig wi the number 10 bus ya boring ****!

    Is this the depths NOT606 has reached! <doh>

    No wonder GC's ****in dead with ****e like this getting posted!

    Medro - hates Celtic. Kinda likes THE rangers!

    I'm pretty sure I've already explained (on a few occasion) ... I've got better things to spend my money on than watching "live" football. You see, I have a life ... not like some ****in cretin that spends his giro sailing over the sea to watch a football team in a foreign land (a glory huntin ****)!
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I too was shagging your maw. We all did. Me, Dev, Pud, Venom, Tina, MTS, Cieran...
     
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  15. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    And the durty bitch ****ing loved it.
     
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  16. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, you couldn't be arsed going to watch your team play.

    Gotcha.

    Fair enough mate, just say you weren't there as you had very little interest. But why the **** did you have to bring Ciaran into this?

    Yip, I guessed you weren't in attendance either. If you don't go and watch Celtic in Edinburgh you're sure as hell not gonna to travel to Glasgow in your Prius.
     
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  17. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    That's not very nice.

    You weren't at the Celtic game either then.
     
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  18. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Was I not?
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Gon the Medro. Ye've reduced them to maw/sister insults <laugh>

    Medro fills his fishing basket. As per the script. <laugh>
     
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  20. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Somebody fil this thread with gaping arseholes (in addition to Medro)...
     
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