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The Sick Joke Thread (not for the easily offended)

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  1. Shola's Concrete Boots

    Shola's Concrete Boots Active Member

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    Whats the biggest cause of *****philia?


    Sexy kids
     
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    Shola's Concrete Boots, Apr 16, 2011
  2. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Funny but ****ing harsh!
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Apr 17, 2011
  3. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    What the differnce between Tash and a Gf

    The Gf knows when to shut the **** up!!!
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Apr 17, 2011
  4. scottish_in_the_toon

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    do you know what's great about having sex with twenty five year olds?

    There's twenty of them.
     
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    scottish_in_the_toon, Apr 17, 2011
  5. The Wilde one

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    A *****phile and a young girl are walking through the woods. The young girl says: "I don't like it here, it's scary."

    The ***** says: "You're scared! How do you think i feel, i've gotta walk home on my own!"
     
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    The Wilde one, Apr 17, 2011
  6. jimileysbaldhead

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    I've just punched a fortune teller for laughing. I like to strike a happy medium.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Apr 17, 2011
  7. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    My Shrink says I have a problem with revenge.

    Ill show that bitch
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Apr 17, 2011
  8. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    2 things, neither of them are sick, but I found them both pretty funny...

    1) What's brown and rhymes with snoop...

    ...Dr Dre!

    2) Apparently this is from an Indian TV show where the hosts have to get the contestants to react, the contestants have to simply stay calm...Then this happens...
     
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  9. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    So did the other guy win then
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Apr 17, 2011
  10. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    Not a clue...Just listening to Indian men continuously shout 'BASTARD' at each other took preference with my attention! Is there a better sounding insult?
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie, Apr 17, 2011

  11. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    You seen the mortal combat remix
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Apr 17, 2011
  12. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    lol yeah, sat and watched every one of them
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie, Apr 17, 2011
  13. The Wilde one

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    This video is brilliant.
     
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    <laugh>

    Edit: How can she slap................How can she slap me sir <laugh>
     
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  15. jimileysbaldhead

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    Just come back from the doctors after having a small brown mole removed from my knob. The doctor said if I came back with the same complaint he'd have no option but to report me to the RSPCA.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Apr 17, 2011
  16. tommytoonAA

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    I think I'm going to go and live in Japan. Just got off the 'phone to my Japanese friend and I swear he said something about a new career explosion!
     
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    tommytoonAA, Apr 17, 2011
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    <laugh>....That puts a new slant on things.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Apr 17, 2011
  18. tommytoonAA

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    He was pretty selfish and just wanted to talk about his social life all the time, too. Couldn't stop going on and on about this huge rave!
     
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    tommytoonAA, Apr 17, 2011
  19. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Not sick but

    Apparently Stoke City applied to the F.A to have the Wembley arch raised so it wouldn't interfere with their style of play during their semi final clash with Bolton
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Apr 17, 2011
  20. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye.
    I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening.
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Apr 17, 2011
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