Wid Ye - Gas, I'm looking at you.

If I want one person to win gold at the olympics, it would be this person - she seems like a lovely lassie and she has consistently been at the head of her field for most of her life.


But...



Wid Ye?

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The upside down splits reverse cowgirl would be just the start of the possibilities but...


...there's so much to overcome.

I'm split.

 

That's a tough one, any body shots?

 

Legs

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Proving her pie is relatively tidy

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The only arse shot I could get was on flickr (and cannae link fae work) but here's a surprising entry

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I'm still no entirely sure, looks like shes got a bit of thunder-thighitis on the go there but at the same time shes clearly flexible.

When in doubt though get a couple of pints doon ye and just do it

 

I couldn't possibly bring myself to take on this challenge... she has more gum on show than most people have teeth. on that basis







I wid ne

 

See, MD has a point, a couple of pints and the thought of a spinning gymnast massaging the boaby with her honed vaginal wall muscles could make you overlook the gums.


On the other hand, would you be able to shoot muck intae her face?

Conundrum.

 

I think you'd have to close your eyes and think of England... or in your case think of Scotland

 

The bottom picture doesn't do wonders for her teeth but the first isn't so bad I reckon it might just be a ****e photo of her.

Admittedly teeth are very important for me when it comes to making a decision, I mean I wouldny touch a bird with black as **** teeth or squint as **** teeth no matter how many pints went down me.

 

I think I would close my eyes and think of Jenny Pinches.

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Although, out of the four Romanian gymnasts, the two eldest ones were belters, I'd probably think of them.

 

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The two on the left are better... made watching the gymnastics last night bearable

 

I'd slip one up her 'Arris after 8 pints, but otherwise... Nay.

 

Tweddle has a bit of a Were-Pig thing going on with her upturned nose. Might be a bit off putting but I'm sure being able to do the splits during the helicopter would more than make up for the dodgy dentures.

 

I wouldn't - she's a scouser.

 

Aye, clearly a flexible goddess. Just cover the face with a plastic bag or something

 

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Un-Feckin-Canny!!

 

Id do em both