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One for the republicans to seeth over.....OT

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Sidthemackem, Jul 31, 2012.

  1. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    I work in tax (in practice not for HMRC) and was reading the latest Finance Act today (zzzz), but did you lot know that every FA gets prefaced as follows:

    Most Gracious Sovereign


    WE, Your Majesty’s most dutiful and loyal subjects, the Commons of the United Kingdom in Parliament assembled, towards raising the necessary supplies to defray Your Majesty’s public expenses, and making an addition to the public revenue, have freely and voluntarily resolved to give and to grant unto Your Majesty the several duties hereinafter mentioned; and do therefore most humbly beseech Your Majesty that it may be enacted, and be it enacted by the Queen’s most Excellent Majesty, by and with the advice and consent of the Lords Spiritual and Temporal, and Commons, in this present Parliament assembled, and by the authority of the same, as follows:—



    Bollocks, eh? You'd think we could keep the Queen for PR work without all this nonsense...
     
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  2. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Translation.

    OI! Parasite, sign this so we can rob the oiks of more cash.
     
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  3. parkersafc

    parkersafc Active Member

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    Cromwell had some interesting ideas :-/
     
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  4. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    The headmaster out of the Fenn Street Gang?



    Bloody hell only some other old fart like me will remember that! :p
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Liz has her uses
     
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  6. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Fertilizer?
     
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  7. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Remember it well MR & 'Please Sir'.. Duffy was the man in that & that spongy faced teacher, a Leeds fan if memory serves me right, John Alderton..<ok>
     
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  8. Bumblebore

    Bumblebore Well-Known Member

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    I've never read such a sycophantic, grovelling and demeaning load of ****e in my life.
    The class system is alive and well.
     
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