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Big Olympic thread of ****e

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cyclonic, Jul 31, 2012.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Marvellous long distance runner. Probaly the best distance runner since the late Sir Roger Stairrail.
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

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    Indeed, indeed.

    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  3. alwaysright

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    is the punch line " the saggier the string " ?
     
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  4. Tina_old

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    No.
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

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    Yes mate but that is just fanciful speculation ans as everyone knows I only deal in FACTS.

    And that's a fact pal.
     
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  6. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Great runner, ****e commentator. His refusal to pronounce the letter 'h' meant that for years I thought there was an electronics engineer called Kelly Ohms who used to attend all the athletics events.
     
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  7. irishgreen

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    Young bull and old bull come over a hill and see a herd of cows
    Quick says the young bull , let's run down there and shag a couple of them cows.
    No, says the old bull, let's walk down and shag the lot of them.

    Here endeth the lesson. <ok>
     
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  8. alwaysright

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    Double gold medallist ( 1980 & 1984 ) -
    not only a decathlete - but an all round sort of bloke -British, black and with a Scottish mum.


    edit - I bet he got a lot of practise with his javelin.
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Sorry, I was forgetting about that mate!
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

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    I can vividly remember pulling one off to this gorgeous British swimmer in the 1984 Olympics in Los Angeles in 1984. As a young 19 year old virile young man it had to be done.

    I remember the opening ceremony and that stupid twat Neil Armstrong rocketing into the stadium with space skis.

    And to think they would have us believe that they went to the Moon 15 years previously with that shoddy example of hi-tech bollocks. You could actually see the strings on the scheister.
     
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  11. Fabulous Fabio

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    Who gives a ****
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

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    I've met Daley a few times in my work as a freelance journalist for The Times.

    He comes across as a bit cocky but his heart is in the right place.
     
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  13. Tina_old

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    Why the **** not?

    Ah wid.
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

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    well not you obviously, you angry young beauty.
     
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    Id like to be the meat in the Fatima Whitbread/Tessa Sanderson sandwich.
     
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  16. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    That could be awkward.

    2 'burds' turning up for a session and you both have boaby's.
     
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  17. Fabulous Fabio

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    Get yer penis oot ya auld ****
     
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  18. Mick

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    I had to Google Image Fatima Whitbread because this thread had no pictures and I had no idea who it was.

    You know the rules people <grr>
     
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  19. Tina_old

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    Bet you'll be having a chug over her later, ya dirty bastard.
     
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  20. Fabulous Fabio

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    You don't know Fatima Whitbread?

    Deary me when I was wee.
     
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