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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jul 31, 2012.

  1. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    You know fine well if I had a camera phone you'd already have been PM'd pictures of my bell tower.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Your parents didn't want you to know that you are in actual fact a yid.
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Poor **** doesn't know he was adopted <laugh>
     
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  4. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    :laugh:
     
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  5. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    You first big mon
     
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  6. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Although none of my victims, I mean girlfriends, have ever complained I wouldn't mind a bigger baby maker.

    Watching grumble flicks does make one think of the career path that could have been had the old chap been a knee swinger. The birds can say that size doesn't matter in as many Cosmopolitan surveys that you like but fact is if you drop your kecks and it goes thud on the floor you will get plenty more return action than if it doesn't even pop out of your fly.
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I fucking love my boaby.

    We've been through some shit together <ok>
     
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  8. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Please explain???????????????
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    My John Thomas isn't more than average size but I do have a ****ing bit arse to bang it in with.
     
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  10. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    I've seen that pic before, and all I ever think of is him turning up at his school reunion.

    "Where did you end up after school then?"

    "I ended up studying medicine at university, and now work as a doctor for a private company. What about you?"

    "I ****-off Killer Whales for a living"
     
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