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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jul 31, 2012.

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  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    It's alright. He licked it out afterwards.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 31, 2012
  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Anybody else rip the banjo string about the age of 16 from pullery?

    It's a frightening day in anyone's teen life.


    Still....





    two days later, back tugging away and ignoring the blood <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jul 31, 2012
  3. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Oh so I'm you as well as ST now?? :laugh:
     
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    Tina_old, Jul 31, 2012
  4. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    My first husband did it when we were 'at it' in the bath once.

    Cried like a bitch and went up to the A&E.

    <laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Jul 31, 2012
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Snapping the banjo is a rite of passage. In other words be careful when banging her in the back passage.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 31, 2012
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    A helluva lot of blood comes out though. Yer body detects the loss of blood pressure, thinks yer losing yer hard on and pumps even more blood into your cock only for it to come out the leak. Scary.

    All you can do is stem the flow, tell her to get some ****in clothes on, and think unsexy thoughts before ye bleed to death.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 31, 2012
  7. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    Seriously I have never experienced this! <yikes>
     
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    Chris-Gashead, Jul 31, 2012
  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Neither have I. And I used to masturbate prodigiously when I was younger.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 31, 2012
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yer no trying hard enough then <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 31, 2012
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wisny ****ing that snapped mine. It was while rolling around with a burd on my bed. Probably dry humping her thigh <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 31, 2012

  11. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    Masturbate?? I bashed the **** out of my cock on a regular basis <laugh> When I was younger only of course :bandit:
     
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    Chris-Gashead, Jul 31, 2012
  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I too have ruptured my frenulum. I think there would've been less blood if I'd slashed my jugular.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 31, 2012
  13. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    My Love Truncheon is quite exquisite.

    All the ladies swoon when encountered with The Throbbing Thrillhammer Of The North East.

    Sometimes I feel sorry for other blokes who are just not in the same league (like the old Rangers).
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 31, 2012
  14. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Not one of you man enough to post a pic of your penis.

    ****ebags. <doh>
     
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    Tina_old, Jul 31, 2012
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I've got a photie of mine on ma phone. I sent it to fuddy when she was on her holidays. Pity am no posting it here.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 31, 2012
  16. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    Wouldnt wanna scare you love, but take a look at this The-Largest-Penis-in-the-World-2.jpg

    Not a patch on me :)

    PM me if you wanna see more x
     
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    Chris-Gashead, Jul 31, 2012
  17. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    ****ebags.
     
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    Tina_old, Jul 31, 2012
  18. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    You'll no even post a picture to prove yer a bird.

    away and raffle.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jul 31, 2012
  19. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    ****ebag
     
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    Tina_old, Jul 31, 2012
  20. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I hardly have any foreskin, looks like it's been circumcised but it hasn't (to my knowledge).
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 31, 2012
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