How do you guys feel about your cock? It's a pretty complicated relationship - men and their penises. It would do you all a good amount of catharsis to talk about the old chap and air your pride/insecurities/connection to your boaby. Men don't like to talk to doctors about **** and they certainly don't like anything that might be construed as gay. Let's have a big gay thread all about our choppers. I'll start. I like mine - it's fatter on one side than the other but it is a beauty. My most self-conscious aspect of the whole package is a big dark freckle on my "hairy brain". Let it out, guys - your cock can be your friend.
It's a "beauty spot" I'll have you know. Families park there and have picnics and ****. Does anyone have a Shorty Mac style lumpy one or the old "white-man-in-porn" special of a banana shaped one? I don't - it veers to the left thanks to its assymetry but there's none of this turnup stuff
I'm a pasty white guy but my cock and balls are definitely a black guys in size and colour. Looks like it's been sewn on.
My dobber is my bestest friend in the whole world. When we're not ****ing together, I like to talk to him about how much I hate my work colleagues etc. although out deepest conversations have come about when he's soaked in female saliva. I once got a big cyst on the boaby while I was seeing this right wee durrrrrty. It burst while I was banging her <emotional>
