(Psycho)babbling Mommy OUCH!! Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, âIf only I had teeth down there.â Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper. Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed. When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, âA medieval device for a medieval deed.â please log in to view this image
All the rage in the pig market, selling faster than a steak bake. Snare a man and keep him close long enough to call him your boyfriend.
Another one nicked Syd, already on its way round the world. This one would realy make your bum twitch, just thinking about it. BUT what if some rotten cow who hates men, conned you into banging her?
