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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by RickieLambertsGoldenBoot, Jul 30, 2012.

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  1. Joe!

    Joe! Well-Known Member

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    Easy, two sixes.
     
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  2. (Conor)

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    Secret option 3 - All three
     
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  3. Dan

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    9? And it's the same time, so only one shot whichever way you go.
     
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  4. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

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    Guys can we get back on topic...

    Up or Down?
     
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    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot, Jul 30, 2012
  5. Dan

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    This is on topic - one or the other, a nine or two sixes.

    Personally I'd go for the two sixes, for a new experience.
     
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  6. Joe!

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    Still gotta go for the threesome.
     
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  7. JDub

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    Shut the **** up RLGB, this is our thread now.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

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    Good film! ;)
     
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  9. Joe!

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    Too right. I'm getting bored of nailing all those nines.
     
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  10. Dan

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    Fair call.

    Susan Boyle, or Jessica Alba but you have to suck off Michael Moore first?

    Haha you know what I mean :p
     
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  11. JDub

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    Susan Boyle. Easy.
     
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  12. Joe!

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    Hahaha oh lord. I guess I'd have to suck it up and pleasure the fat man.
     
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  13. Dan

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    *ahem*
     
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    Guys, Fran is back from holiday now. Please....

    Hahahahha.
     
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  15. Dan

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    Taking a kick in the nuts, or a hundred close range shots to the kidney with a paintball gun?
     
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    Hundred close range shots to the kidney with a paintball gun. (NOTHING is worse than being booted in the nuts)
     
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  17. Dan

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    I don't think I've ever actually taken a boot to the nuts. I've been hit in the nuts, and had a football kicked in the nuts (not very hard, but still hard enough to knock the breath out of me) so I can't imagine what a full on bollock punt feels like
     
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  18. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

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    Completely cracked up at this <laugh>
     
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    Well, I can tell you that it is horrific. I was once kicked full-on in the nuts playing football, when I went to close down someone´s shot. The guy was hoping to absolutely smash the ball clear but sliced it and the momentum of his was boot was halted by smashing itself against my nut sack.
    For a few seconds I actually think I passed out as I don´t remember hitting the ground but opening my eyes and being told polity to "get the **** up" by a team mate because the ball was still in play and the game was still continuing. Obviously I was incapable of moving so I just lead there in the middle of the pitch, in so much pain, hoping that someone was going to kick the ball out of play. When the ball eventually got kicked out, I was carried off the pitch where I sat and vomited at least 3 times.... I was later taken home and unable to train for 10 days. <ok>
     
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  20. Dan

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    ****ing hell, makes me wince reading that :p You poor man! Hope your teammates gave him a kick on your behal
     
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