The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

bertie have you bought your season ticket for the mighty blues yet?

 

apparently with every scarf you get a free mancini wig and a free pizza for half-time.

 

Pretty harsh on MFG to compare him to Barrance.

MFG maybe deluded but he doesn't come close to our Bazza

 

Gavin, technician for autoglaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas;

 

Anyone watch 'The Newsroom'? Pretty good, I thought it was gonna be boring as **** but Jeff Daniels is pretty awesome.

 

Are we going to have a banter thread fantasy league this season?

 

Set it up then zinger

 

That and zonal marking, net spend and every other cliche you can think of. I think he's KPR's angry alter ego...

Lol, shades of KPR and his anecdote of the Utd manager / physio who got fired for shagging the chairman's wife / sister / dog...

Also the words to Blue Moon; a map of Manchester with Trafford missed out; a detailed guide on how to do the 'Poznan'; and cue cards with the name of the club you now support to make sure you don't get caught out when trying to pretend you've supported them since childhood...

That's a good one

 

Terry charged by FA

 

About time.

They set the punishment precedent with Suarez,lets see it repeated or heavier for the tainted ex England captain.

 

Amen

I expect an 8 match ban at least!

 

Well, given the FA's record of consistency and fairness in their treatment of players, I reckon he'll get a two match suspended ban and be fined 10,000 choc ices

 

Will probably be given 10,000 choc ices!

 

Nah, Terry will be fined them, and they'll go to Fat Frank

 

I'll get it sorted tomorrow.

 

be back around the 8th lads. moved and that's when the internet is back on.

in the meantime.... a reminder that Liverpool are **** and it's not their year unless the 80's are back which they are not.

supadupafly

 

Bye!!!!! Smelly custard eating bastard!