I will give you a sensible post now, I have had my laugh.
I don't think you will go down. It sounds as though you played well today but just couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo. You are playing better than we did the year we went down and you have a better group of players than 3 of the teams below you. If you get one win, the rest will follow, I am sure of that. But you only really need one win I reckon. 1 more win gives you 3 points and then a draw will keep you safe.
West Ham have got really tough fixtures in the coming weeks, they are as good as down, Blackpool can't buy a win (mind you, neither can you) and they look to have ran out of steam. And you should have more about you than Wigan and Wolves.
Now, no more Mr Nice Guy.