dear SPL sir it's not fair (should that be FARE?) cos they have more titles than us. we want you to take some away from them and give them to us so that we can pretend we're the best team in scotland. we don't care how ridiculous we look to the rest of the football world by getting handed titles we didn't win on the park. we'll take them anyway we can get them (same as most of the ones we did win were with the help of refs) and you have to give them to us cos we're celtic and if you don't give us those titles, we'll play the sectarian card again. you know you have to give them to us otherwise all those secret meetings were a waste of time, and anyway if we don't get those titles our fans will just keep sending threatening emails to everybody they can think of. remember if you want to remain as part of the celtic family you will do as we ask. yours in hope (or else) celtic fc
I don't want any of Rangers tainted titles. Just that they are rightly removed from the record and the decade long cheating acknowledged.
Dear Sirs I refer to your recent statement regarding the investigations of dual contracts at my beloved club the mighty the rangers. I believe this investigation to be flawed for the following reasons: . How can youse do this to us? We're the the rangers!! . WATP - youse are not the people and, therefore, cannot tell us, the people, what to do . Those titles were won on the park - we never bribed anyone. Any other attempt to gain sporting advantage cannot be classed as cheating because mark hately and bomber telt you this already . Its all a taig conspiracy . Celtic's ex director of everything was a fiddler. He obviously worked for the club - its obvious because he is a peado!! . We have been punished enough by the loss of our great club . Which isnae gone you ya taig ****! In conclusion, i would ask that the members of this panel be named, their addresses be published, their children's schools be made public knowledge and their bank account details be brough into the public realm in the name, the hol name, of sporting integrity Aye ready aye? Sir alastair of mccoist
