Valentin Roberge Personal information Full name Valentin Sébastien Roger Roberge Date of birth (1987-06-09) 9 June 1987 (age 25) Place of birth Montreuil, France Height 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) Playing position Centre back Club information Current club Queens Park R Number 16 Senior career* Years Team Appsâ (Gls)â 2006â2007 Guingamp B 28 (1) 2007â2008 Paris SG B 31 (0) 2008â2010 Aris 25 (0) 2010â MarÃtimo 50 (1) â Queens Park Rangers * Senior club appearances and goals counted for the domestic league only and correct as of 12 May 2012. â Appearances (Goals). Valentin Sébastien Roger Roberge (born 9 June 1987 in Montreuil, Seine-Saint-Denis) is a French footballer who plays for Queens Park Rangers in England, as a central defender. Valentin is affectionately known in Portugal as 'Um pênis' which translates to English as 'a penis'. On the 25th of December 2011 it was announced that Valentin would sign for English giants Vauxhall Motors on a 3-year deal as a gift from Jesus Christ. After successfully passing a medical at their Ellesmere Port production factory Roberge was informed that the deal was no longer on the table due to the plant announcing that it would build a new generation of Astra cars in a "historic" deal that would see it produce at least 160,000 cars a year. On the 29th of July 2012 it was announced that Roberge would sign for English Premier League minnows Queens Park Rangers in a deal which saw QPR's all-time leading goalscorer Rob Hulse go in the opposite direction. Hulse's shock departure saw thousands of QPR fans line the streets of White City in protest of the deal. Hulse proved his worth on his Maritimo debut by scoring 133 goals in his new side's 133-0 win against AFC Tavistock.
Reports in Portugal say fee agreed and a medical on monday.. Dont look too bad from this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtM8v-8AMIA
It wasn't me (although i have a bit of previous for inserting naughty stuff on Wiki) It was actually on Wikipedia this morning but they have now removed the fibs, although curiously still have him listed as a QPR player. So maybe it is true.
If this is true and he does sign - are we to assume the Samba dead is dead - and this is MH plan B ??
Phil Ellery as I remember. If this is true, then surely this is him. https://twitter.com/phil_ellery Scroll down to July 8th and you'll understand
I know Phil Ellery is Cernyberny......I found that ages ago on Vital before he joined this site.....I was asking who the hell is this player?
Seems feasible. I presume you are referring to this tweet: Hoillet, Samba and Park to be announced at Qpr this week, do you agree. Been told all a done deal. All correct so far.
