I've heard from a good source that Fernando Llorente has booked the serenity spa at Seaham Hall on Tuesday morning
Messi likes the odd Vindaloo mate and was actually seen on Thursday looking into the curry house windows on Ocean Road to see which ones were full. I didn't see him but a good mate of mine who is also my source at the club in such matters said he did and that is good enough for me.
@UtterbullITK 15:12 28 Jul Kaka and Sahin seen wandering the streets of Sunderland, would that be a coup for the club?
I know someone at Durham County Council who has just informed me that a certain Mario Gomez has put his name down for a council house in Chester-le-Street
may be true and may not, could just be made up or could be genuine, may have made it up but then again, I may not have.