A spokesman said we are sorry for any distress caused but to be fair they do all look the same and women really shouldnt be playing football !! and added, north, south, which on has the young fat guy who is screwing the young lass he is supposed to have married. They think the flag bollock is bad,wait till they meet Phil the Greek
If they ever carry out the threat to nuke each other, then they and many others will all go west so to speak..
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his Black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he was from the Police Drugs Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'. 'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.' The plane took off, and once it has levelled out, the Policeman said, 'Watch this.' He told Sniffer to 'search'. Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm. The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land. 'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man. Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm. The Policeman said, 'Two paws mean that man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.' 'I like it!' said his seat mate. The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'search' again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to sh!t all over the place. The first man was disgusted by this behaviour and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that. So he asked the Policeman, 'What's going on?' The Policeman replied, 'He's just found a bomb.'
Did you know Newcastle tried to hijack Britain's Oympic bid? They were let down by wanting to change the rules in some events. 100 Metres... They wanted the runners to have to carry a DVD player or games console under their left arm and a computer or laptop under their right arm. 110 Metre Hurdles... As above but the hurdles would be back garden fences. HAMMER The competitors will be allowed to make a choice of hammer, (Claw, Sledge etc). The winner will be the one who can cause the most grievous bodily harm to members of the public within their allotted time. WEIGHTLIFTING From a standing position competitors will have various electronic goods placed in their arms. In order to complete a lift these must then be taken through the shop door and placed in a mate's van. FENCING Entrants will be asked to dispose of as much stolen property as possible within the first week. BOXING Entry to be restricted to husband and wife teams and will take place on every Friday and Saturday night of the games. The husband will be given 15 pints of Brown Ale and the wife will be told not to make him any tea when he gets home. The bout will then commence. There will be women only boxing, for these events the fattest slags possible will squeeze into clothes far to small and short. (If their arse isn't on show they will be deducted points.) The winner will be the one to drink the most Bacardi Breezers, have cum running down her lags and still drag another slapper about by her hair around the Bigg Market.
What's all this 'Team GB' about...This sounds so crass and Americanized...It's Great Britain as far as I'm concerned..
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