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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, Apr 16, 2011.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Is that from the office in what's it called, Cumbernauld?
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    They just want my bank details and my mother's maiden name. What have I got to lose?
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I think they're going for 'The Crying Game' scenario.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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    Dev / Chaps <ok>

    I get that **** all the time Dev.The first time i got one i nearly shot my bolt as it said i was due £2400.****ing wind up ****s.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ****'s sake Coops, do you think I came up the Clyde on a water biscuit? <laugh>

    I get about 3 of these a day.
     
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  9. DCooper7

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    Im not saying your as thick as me but i phoned my accountant to double check and he laughed his bollocks off at me the skiny dick.
     
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  10. DCooper7

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    BTW whats the score with all the point and level **** ? bring back the bitch slaps and be done with it.Mind Rocket had about 4500 bitch slaps <laugh>
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'll rep you mate but watch out for fakes from Nev and Edge.
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

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    Go for it Dev. Let us know how you get on??
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'll Rep you too ER, here it comes.
     
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  14. Shameless

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    It's either an impressive donga or a strappy, I go for the latter, seriously how can such a beast of a love sausage be a bit see-through?
     
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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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