please log in to view this image Id love a shot at her. But... The Sun have been blocked from revealing which married premiership player has been pumping her, but the main 3 names doing the rounds are Giggs/Owen/Keane. Anyone know? Thats literally about 15 premiership players she's been through. Im going to say Gerrard though.
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skylarker ha, she's too fake and bimbo-ish for me. I prefer real women like Christina Hendricks and Norah Jones.
Yeah fair do's. To be honest i'm not usually into the fake bimbo look... However, i would defo smash her back doors in.
She's mildy attractive in a cheap sordid way I suppose, not much of a face and the paps look wonky, i'd still do her but that's no great compliment, i'd shag a hole in a barber's floor.
I don’t know who she is, but she looks blandly average to me. The kind of girl you might see behind the ropeline at an X-Factor audition. Or one of those models from the lesser agencies, perhaps, who find themselves placed in the front row of Trisha Goddard’s audience by seedy agents who believe any exposure is better than none. (They try to look engaged in the surrounding conversation, of course, but can’t help following the camera like ill-disciplined extras on a film set.) I have the weary impression that far too many people look like this - or try to look like this - these days. Or is that unfair? In the very unlikely event she came knocking at my door, however, I’m not entirely sure I wouldn’t sexually molest her, even if it meant losing my wife. This utter lack of discrimination is what unites men. My money’s on Crouchy, by the way. Interviewer: what would you be if you weren’t a professional footballer? Peter Crouch: a virgin. The tall man talks sense.
